stubbsy05
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Me and the lads have just booked a holiday here for June.
Has anyone been and what did you think of it?
Any places or things you reccomend doing? I have heard the Waterpark is supposed to be good.
What clubs are good also?
Cheers
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its a good place i used to work there! ya going end or start of june?? hopefully end start is early in season still good thou
go to BCM Planet Dance - best club imo
all bars pretty good etc
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stubbsy05
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We're going on the 26th June for 11 nights
Are there any dress codes in the clubs? There weren't in Tenerife.
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liamC
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nah no dress codes mate
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Colin
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I stayed there when I went - Mental I think is the word - its more like a youth hostel you will have a amazing time.....watch the security is equally daft and dont like furniture getting lobbed off balcony or nude swimming at wtf-o'clock in the morning
BCM is a bit hit or miss - was good 1st time I went and pish & expansive 2nd time......try it but id say stick to the smaller clubs - Bananas & boomerang are good for a drunker stumble......watch if you plan on making love on the beach at night the local gestapo patrol it and poke you in the ribs with a big black stick
Dont fuck with the policia at all the are the fooking A team over there - I almost got a tanking for nicking 1 of there hats Seen them do in a few lads they are harsh as fuck!!
Oh if you break anything in the hotel make sure they dont retain your passport - you need this to get back home - they tried to confiscate mine unless I paid 200 euros for damage to my hotel room
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Originally posted by Colin
I stayed there when I went - Mental I think is the word - its more like a youth hostel you will have a amazing time.....watch the security is equally daft and dont like furniture getting lobbed off balcony or nude swimming at wtf-o'clock in the morning
BCM is a bit hit or miss - was good 1st time I went and pish & expansive 2nd time......try it but id say stick to the smaller clubs - Bananas & boomerang are good for a drunker stumble......watch if you plan on making love on the beach at night the local gestapo patrol it and poke you in the ribs with a big black stick
Dont fuck with the policia at all the are the fooking A team over there - I almost got a tanking for nicking 1 of there hats Seen them do in a few lads they are harsh as fuck!!
Oh if you break anything in the hotel make sure they dont retain your passport - you need this to get back home - they tried to confiscate mine unless I paid 200 euros for damage to my hotel room
you sure it was a stick and not his twanger?
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Charlene
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Originally posted by --Dave--
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Originally posted by Colin
I stayed there when I went - Mental I think is the word - its more like a youth hostel you will have a amazing time.....watch the security is equally daft and dont like furniture getting lobbed off balcony or nude swimming at wtf-o'clock in the morning
BCM is a bit hit or miss - was good 1st time I went and pish & expansive 2nd time......try it but id say stick to the smaller clubs - Bananas & boomerang are good for a drunker stumble......watch if you plan on making love on the beach at night the local gestapo patrol it and poke you in the ribs with a big black stick
Dont fuck with the policia at all the are the fooking A team over there - I almost got a tanking for nicking 1 of there hats Seen them do in a few lads they are harsh as fuck!!
Oh if you break anything in the hotel make sure they dont retain your passport - you need this to get back home - they tried to confiscate mine unless I paid 200 euros for damage to my hotel room
you sure it was a stick and not his twanger?
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Tom
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 this talk of holidays makes me wana go 
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Charlene
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Only 10 weeks until i go away  
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stuarty
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nice hotel and well situated,
as colin said bananas and boomerang are your best bet for a good atmosphere and punan
milleniums good for the foam and popcorn parties,seen a few sites at the foam party
go to bcm on the nights when the big djs are playing and its good,other than that stay away,ohh and avoid sat nights there,full of the locals who dont like the brits lol
finally pirates is a must,a thought it would be crap but once they fill you full of sangria you'll have a great time
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Colin
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Dunno like It was dark I was paraletic - sand in my jed-eye to round it off nicely I was nailing a fatty Just turned round and there was this fucking refugee looking cunt prodding me with a trunchen......funny as fuck she (fat bird) was fluent in spanish and started talking to him then says to me yeah he says we have to go Back to her hotel room and I shagged the asre off her all night - WOOOOOOO SHAGALUF
I really dont have any shame do I
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Tom
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PMSL @ Twanger u been watching the rainbow clip
My mates said that pirates place was good they all had swords etc when they got home
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Tom
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Originally posted by Colin
Dunno like It was dark I was paraletic - sand in my jed-eye to round it off nicely I was nailing a fatty Just turned round and there was this fucking refugee looking cunt prodding me with a trunchen......funny as fuck she (fat bird) was fluent in spanish and started talking to him then says to me yeah he says we have to go Back to her hotel room and I shagged the asre off her all night - WOOOOOOO SHAGALUF
I really dont have any shame do I
HEFFER fucks I was just gonna say it's all ok cos' you were on holiday but I've realised i'm permanantly like that now chartiy nights r so funny until you realise loads of your mates remember
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Charlene
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pmsl @ charity nights
They might think the same though
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Tom
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Originally posted by Charlene
pmsl @ charity nights
They might think the same though
Maybe but I doubt it I couldn't give a fuck anyway
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I went there last year in september so it was just coming to the end of the season, it was still quite busy though.
I loved BCM and the foam partys they have there, just remember not to swallow any foam as its burns like a b@stard
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Charlene
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quote:
Originally posted by Tom
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Originally posted by Charlene
pmsl @ charity nights
They might think the same though
Maybe but I doubt it I couldn't give a fuck anyway
Best way to be, was only messing anyway
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stuartmitchell
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I go on the 2nd of July for two weeks, staying in the Barcelo Palma Nova Apartments, Its meant to be a family hotel with kids club
Might be some Milfs running around though
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Colin
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quote:
Originally posted by Tom
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Originally posted by Colin
Dunno like It was dark I was paraletic - sand in my jed-eye to round it off nicely I was nailing a fatty Just turned round and there was this fucking refugee looking cunt prodding me with a trunchen......funny as fuck she (fat bird) was fluent in spanish and started talking to him then says to me yeah he says we have to go Back to her hotel room and I shagged the asre off her all night - WOOOOOOO SHAGALUF
I really dont have any shame do I
HEFFER fucks I was just gonna say it's all ok cos' you were on holiday but I've realised i'm permanantly like that now chartiy nights r so funny until you realise loads of your mates remember
Charity case.......fucking head case more like she stayed in the same appartments as us and wouldnt leave me alone after sampling my sausage - had to kick her out my room after she tricked my mate into the key and tried to seduce me Aye roll yer belly up and fuck off bint!!!
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quote:
Originally posted by Colin
Dunno like It was dark I was paraletic - sand in my jed-eye to round it off nicely I was nailing a fatty Just turned round and there was this fucking refugee looking cunt prodding me with a trunchen......funny as fuck she (fat bird) was fluent in spanish and started talking to him then says to me yeah he says we have to go Back to her hotel room and I shagged the asre off her all night - WOOOOOOO SHAGALUF
I really dont have any shame do I
FPMSL no you don't
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Colin
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quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
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Originally posted by Colin
Dunno like It was dark I was paraletic - sand in my jed-eye to round it off nicely I was nailing a fatty Just turned round and there was this fucking refugee looking cunt prodding me with a trunchen......funny as fuck she (fat bird) was fluent in spanish and started talking to him then says to me yeah he says we have to go Back to her hotel room and I shagged the asre off her all night - WOOOOOOO SHAGALUF
I really dont have any shame do I
FPMSL no you don't
Its all good fun mate - shags a shag at the end of the day whether its a model material or a 10 to 2.......doesnt really matter its just holiday sex
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my sister went last year and said it was a nice hotel.
same again on the security thou. wankers
ive stayed in the sister hotel, fiesta sahara, and iam going again august.
cant wait.
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Tom
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quote:
Originally posted by Colin
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Originally posted by Tom
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Originally posted by Colin
Dunno like It was dark I was paraletic - sand in my jed-eye to round it off nicely I was nailing a fatty Just turned round and there was this fucking refugee looking cunt prodding me with a trunchen......funny as fuck she (fat bird) was fluent in spanish and started talking to him then says to me yeah he says we have to go Back to her hotel room and I shagged the asre off her all night - WOOOOOOO SHAGALUF
I really dont have any shame do I
HEFFER fucks I was just gonna say it's all ok cos' you were on holiday but I've realised i'm permanantly like that now chartiy nights r so funny until you realise loads of your mates remember
Charity case.......fucking head case more like she stayed in the same appartments as us and wouldnt leave me alone after sampling my sausage - had to kick her out my room after she tricked my mate into the key and tried to seduce me Aye roll yer belly up and fuck off bint!!!
they usually r a bit mad fattys imo they're crying deep down under all that fat
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Tom
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Originally posted by Charlene
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Originally posted by Tom
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Originally posted by Charlene
pmsl @ charity nights
They might think the same though
Maybe but I doubt it I couldn't give a fuck anyway
Best way to be, was only messing anyway
I knwo I know
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--Dave--
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quote:
Originally posted by Colin
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Originally posted by --Dave--
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Originally posted by Colin
Dunno like It was dark I was paraletic - sand in my jed-eye to round it off nicely I was nailing a fatty Just turned round and there was this fucking refugee looking cunt prodding me with a trunchen......funny as fuck she (fat bird) was fluent in spanish and started talking to him then says to me yeah he says we have to go Back to her hotel room and I shagged the asre off her all night - WOOOOOOO SHAGALUF
I really dont have any shame do I
FPMSL no you don't
Its all good fun mate - shags a shag at the end of the day whether its a model material or a 10 to 2.......doesnt really matter its just holiday sex
agree
if it's in another country, it doesn't count... unless your girlfriend is away with you as well ....
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