Hagger
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Registered: 6th Mar 04
Location: Hull
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theres some really funny and strange ones on it - click me
heres a couple of random ones -
"I really should be at school right now, but I'm happier to sit here reading peoples confessions, feeling my breasts. "
"i wanted to beat the living shit out of a little asain on the train today. he was fucking annoying me, looking pretentious.
god, what have i become. "
"Once again this Halloween I'm going to put razor blades in the apples I hand out to little kiddies. "
"Whenever I get enough confidence to walk around with my head held high, someone reminds me that I'm still a cripple and everything comes crashing down. I hate myself. "
heres a dodgy one -
"i get really horny when my 11/f year old cousin sits on my lap and i got hard once im a 16/m " 
find some good ones and post them!
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Hagger
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Registered: 6th Mar 04
Location: Hull
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"I like fat women and want to fuck them but nobody must know that. "
"im 18 and messed around with a 14 year old girl... i dont know if thats bad or not..."
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Hagger
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Registered: 6th Mar 04
Location: Hull
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"i once put a condom on and made sweet love to my dog. we have been in love ever since." 
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Marc
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Registered: 11th Aug 02
Location: York
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CoastalCorsa
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Registered: 7th Jan 05
Location: Lancashire
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Here are some more crazy confessions
Eventhough I have a girlfriend, I seriously enjoy having sex with men.
Nothing gets me hard more then some guy shooting his load into me.
i use my mom's back massager as a vibrator ..she doesnt even know! & sometimes i fantasize about women. by the way, i am a female ..so i think i might be bi.
I purposely sit in the very back of the city bus. The vibration from the engine gives me orgasms. I love being a chick
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Hagger
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Registered: 6th Mar 04
Location: Hull
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"I call my boyfriends cat a "little nigger" - It's wrong, but I still think it's funny. "
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kinkycorsa
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Registered: 19th Feb 03
Location: Bristol
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Sometimes the most erotic thing i can think of is eating a womans flesh. Just ripping her apart with my teeth. No particular spot, just anywhere so i can bite of a huge chunk of meat.
sick just sick 
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Hagger
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Registered: 6th Mar 04
Location: Hull
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"i am in love with my principal.. he is so darn sexy even though he is a fifty year old dude. wow like it gets me horny when he gives me a detention. by the way i am a 16 year old guy and i have a g/f and i want to break up with her and fantasize about my principal all day and night. "
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CoastalCorsa
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Registered: 7th Jan 05
Location: Lancashire
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when my friend stayed at my house for a couple day i waited until she fell asleep in my bed and jerked off and rather than be a human about it i just leaned to the side and came on her lower back
fpmsl
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CoastalCorsa
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Registered: 7th Jan 05
Location: Lancashire
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I'm not really sure but I think I caught my uncle having sex with a goat.
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Hagger
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Registered: 6th Mar 04
Location: Hull
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"I masturbated about 20 times this weekend over the break just because my roomate was gone. I jerk is to anal porno. I love it. LOVE IT. "
the last bit of this makes me think of someone shouting love it
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CoastalCorsa
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Registered: 7th Jan 05
Location: Lancashire
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i'm 17. i have so much fucking alcohol hidden under my bed. it's not like just one or two bottles wrapped up in a sweatshirt hidden way in the back, it's more like: you lift up the dust ruffle and all you see is bottles. when i have sex in bed you can hear all of the bottles clanking against each other. i think i might have a drinking problem.
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Twiggy
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Registered: 15th Oct 04
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Watch ya backs!!!!!!!!
when my friend stayed at my house for a couple day i waited until she fell asleep in my bed and jerked off and rather than be a human about it i just leaned to the side and came on her lower back
i felt awfulm the next day and barely talked to her
i dropped her off at her bus and pretended nothing happened
im a victim
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kinkycorsa
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Registered: 19th Feb 03
Location: Bristol
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i slept with four different guys in one week. two of whick were unprotected. they both came inside me. one of them took me up the ass then went back to my fanny. hmm. hygenic. think i should get checked up.
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Twiggy
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Registered: 15th Oct 04
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I had a wet dream where me and ashton kutcher were on the top of a train and we found these lesbians on the roof and he started doing them while i watched.
British people are very, very ugly - cheeky fucker!!!!!!!!
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Hagger
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Registered: 6th Mar 04
Location: Hull
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"Hey everyone....
well i just got done fucking my dog... i feel so bad i feel sick....i got really excited after watching some porno and stuck a spoon up my ass, this felt wonderful but did not please me all the way, i took my dog and raped her....god i feel horrible.
-eedyn "
i didnt realise so many people fucked dogs
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kinkycorsa
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Registered: 19th Feb 03
Location: Bristol
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drew is the coolest motherfucking cat on the planet
Marc/Colin who was it 
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CoastalCorsa
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Registered: 7th Jan 05
Location: Lancashire
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I am a 12 years old Catholic and I go to a convent school for girls. When I am at home, I sometimes spy on my brother when he is changing. I like to see his butt and I have seen his dick too. I am frightened to confess because the priest is very strict.
Yesterday my brother caught me watching him and waved his penis at me. I wish I'd never looked at all
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CoastalCorsa
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Registered: 7th Jan 05
Location: Lancashire
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i think I'm a sex addict, but I'm not sure. I've slept with almost every girl I know - including my girlfriend's mom and all her friends, my girlfriends sister, my sisters friends, my moms friends and this woman who works for my dad. But I can't get enough. I even slept with this girl who works at the arcade...sje wasnt even hot but she had great cleavge. Tomorrow my family is going to this family reunion and I'll probably sleep with my brothers wife again. I'm 15m
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Hagger
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Registered: 6th Mar 04
Location: Hull
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omg there are some sick people in the world -
"My dad raped me and his friend taped it. I want to kill myself. "
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CoastalCorsa
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Registered: 7th Jan 05
Location: Lancashire
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I won't sleep with a girl on the first night, because I don't shave my pubes in advance -- the opportunity of sleeping with a girl on the first night is simply an indication that I need to shave my pubes, to prepare for her the next time.
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CoastalCorsa
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Registered: 7th Jan 05
Location: Lancashire
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iwas having sex with my girlfriend and her sister walked in and joined in i cant look at either one of them the same anymore
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CoastalCorsa
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Registered: 7th Jan 05
Location: Lancashire
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sometimes i dress up in my sexiest lingerie and stand in my living room with the light on and the curtains open looking out onto a the busy street at night and i finger myself when anyone walks past to try and grab their attention so they stare in at me and turn me on , i haven't fucked in months im sooo horny, dildos just aren't the same. i want sex 3 times a day, i hate being single. xxx come get me!!
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Hagger
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Registered: 6th Mar 04
Location: Hull
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"I often have erotic fanrasies abvout having poo for my tea"
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Hagger
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Registered: 6th Mar 04
Location: Hull
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"I know a friend who is a huge nerd. I heard he has a stuffed Tux (linux penguin) with a hole in the ass, that's how much he loves Linux. It makes me sick. "
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