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SteveW

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14th Mar 05 at 22:43

God RedDwarf is good

Ace Rimmer

watching the "Dimention Jump" one..

funny shit

Lynny

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14th Mar 05 at 22:44

iv got every episode, fkin love it

best is quarentine in serious 4! where rimmer has the dress and mr flibble the penguin!!

Paul_J

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14th Mar 05 at 22:44

That was a class episode

mazdaspeed

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14th Mar 05 at 22:46

Love red dwarf, have the first 4 series on dvd

Lynny

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14th Mar 05 at 22:46

CorsAsh

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14th Mar 05 at 22:51

quote:
Originally posted by Lynny
iv got every episode, fkin love it best is quarentine in serious 4! where rimmer has the dress and mr flibble the penguin!!

watched that last night

Lynny

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14th Mar 05 at 22:51

i feel im going to watch it now

mazdaspeed

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14th Mar 05 at 22:55

http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/reddwarf/factbox/index.shtml

Brings back memories

SteveW

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14th Mar 05 at 22:56

"isnt that right Mr. Flibble"

awesome one that...

also the one where that alien steals different parts of their emotions...

Dave - "strap a nuke to me head and i'll nut him to death"

[Edited on 14-03-2005 by SteveW]

Lynny

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14th Mar 05 at 22:57

the polymorph one?

chr15barn3s

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14th Mar 05 at 22:57

they filmed an explosion on red dwarf a few years ago in the woods next to my house, it was so loud it blew all the windows on the fronts of the houses and all the gutters fell down and some tiles broke on the roof. It was like a bomb went off, random fact for you

SteveW

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14th Mar 05 at 23:00

FANTASTIC

Rimmer: "Erm, I think we're losing sight of the real issue here, which is 'What are we gonna call ourselves?' Erm, and I think it comes down to a choice between 'The League Against Salivating Monsters' or my own personal preference, which is 'The Committee for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society'. Erm, one drawback with that - the abbreviation is 'CLITORIS'."

SteveW

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14th Mar 05 at 23:02

quote:
Originally posted by Lynny
the polymorph one?

yeah thats the one.. i think that has to be one of the greats

SteveW

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14th Mar 05 at 23:04

oh also...

"HoloShip" is on UKTV Gold now too.. good one this

Lynny

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14th Mar 05 at 23:07

"Welcome to quarentine lads, I hope the next 84 days pass as swiftly and pleasently as the 100 years war"

mazdaspeed

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14th Mar 05 at 23:08

Kryten! Unpack Rachel and get out the puncture repair kit. I'm alive!

SteveW

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14th Mar 05 at 23:10

that quote site is ace....

Rimmer: "Step up to Red Alert!"
Kryten: "Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the bulb. "

J da Silva

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14th Mar 05 at 23:11

quote:
Originally posted by SteveW
God RedDwarf is good

Ace Rimmer

watching the "Dimention Jump" one..

funny shit

I got every vid of every series, even the smeg ups tapes, how sad am I?

[Edited on 14-03-2005 by VenomTurbo]

Lynny

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14th Mar 05 at 23:11

Kryten: "lets go straight to the really gross part, when you always, and i mean always havin blown your nose, have to open up the hankercheif, and take a look at the contents! I mean why? what do you expect to see in there? a turner seascape perhaps? the face of the madona? a undescovered shakespearean sonnet?"

Lynny

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14th Mar 05 at 23:14

Cat: 'Forget red - let's go all the way up to brown alert!'

Kryten: 'There's no such thing as a brown alert sir.'

Cat: 'You won't be saying that in a minute!'

Lynny

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14th Mar 05 at 23:15

LISTER: What's that?
HOLLY: Trouble. We've hit quicksand. We're being sucked down.
LISTER: Hit the retros.
HOLLY: Can't get any lift, but they're keeping us stable. Ten minutes before they burn out.
CAT: OK. I say get into the jet-powered rocket pants and junior-birdman the hell out of here.

KRYTEN: "An excellent and inventive suggestion, sir, with just two tiny drawbacks: a) We don't have any jet-powered rocket pants; and b) there's no such thing as jet-powered rocket pants outside the fictional serial "Robbie Rocket Pants"."

Lynny

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14th Mar 05 at 23:15

Rimmer: Is that painting yours? It's rubbish
Lister: (pauses) It's a mirror!

Lynny

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14th Mar 05 at 23:17

best ever!!
Rimmer: I was doing a little test. A little test to see if you had gone crazy. [Abruptly tenses and lets out a horrible yell] CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! If there is one thing I can't stand it's crazy people

Lister: Well we've passed the test, Rimmer, you can let us out.

Rimmer: I can't let you out.

Lister: Why not?

Rimmer: Because The King of the Potato People won't let me. I begged him. I got down on my knees and wept. He wants to keep you here. Keep you here for ten years.

Cat: Could we see him ?

Rimmer: See who ?

Cat: The King.

Rimmer: Do you have a magic carpet ?

Lister: Yeah, a little threee seater.

Rimmer: So let me get this straight. You want to fly on a magic carpet to see the King of the Potato People and plead with him for your freedom, and you're telling me you are completely sane !? I think that warrants 2 hours of W.O.O.

Lister: What's W.O.O ?

Cat: You had to ask.

Rimmer: With. Out. Oxygen. No oxygen for 2 hours. That will teach you to be bread baskets. [He disappears]

Lynny

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14th Mar 05 at 23:23

ok im sad

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14th Mar 05 at 23:27

PMSL how many of you had reached puberty when it was first released

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