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Hammer

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11th Mar 05 at 16:16

God said, "Adam, I want you to do something for me."

Adam said, "Gladly, Lord, what do You want me to do, delete some threads?"

God said, "Go down into that valley."

Adam said, "What's a valley, are their threads needing deleted there?"

God explained it to him.

Then God said, "Cross the river."

Adam said, "What's a river, surely theres sum post ready for trashing there?"

God explained that to him, and then said, "Go over to the hill......."

Adam said, "What is a hill, there must be sum naughty cs members there?"

So, God explained to Adam what a hill was.

He told Adam, "On the other side of the hill you will find a cave"

Adam said, "What's a cave, im getting sweats from not trashing posts?"

After God explained, he said, "In the cave you will find a Woman."

Adam said, "What's a woman, is it the same as a 2 litre? i could beat that with my diesel"

So God explained that to him, too.

Then, God said, "I want you to reproduce."

Adam said, "How do I do that, just merge a couple of treads together?"

God first said (under his breath), "Geez....."

And then, just like everything else, God explained that to Adam, as well.

So, Adam goes down into the valley, across the river, and over the hill, into the cave, and finds the woman.

Then, in about five minutes, he was back.

God, his patience wearing thin, said angrily, "What is it now?"

And Adam said,

"What's a headache"?

[Edited on 20-02-2008 by Hammer]

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11th Mar 05 at 16:17

John

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11th Mar 05 at 16:18

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11th Mar 05 at 16:19

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11th Mar 05 at 16:20

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11th Mar 05 at 16:23

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11th Mar 05 at 16:23

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11th Mar 05 at 16:26

Hammer

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11th Mar 05 at 16:34

All that work i put in and he doesnt even have the decency to trash the post...or even give me a gentle spanking for being naughty.

stuartmitchell

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11th Mar 05 at 16:35

TNM

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11th Mar 05 at 16:36

Tom

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11th Mar 05 at 16:39

That's piss funny altho i would've liked it even more if you'd mentioned merging threads

good effort

Hammer

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11th Mar 05 at 16:41

quote:
Originally posted by Tom
That's piss funny altho i would've liked it even more if you'd mentioned merging threads good effort

ur wish is my command

ArdenSXi

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11th Mar 05 at 16:42

Quality, enjoy it while it lasts!

Adam

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11th Mar 05 at 16:48

quote:
Originally posted by Sxi04

quote:
Originally posted by Tom
That's piss funny altho i would've liked it even more if you'd mentioned merging threads good effort

ur wish is my command

like the edit

Tom

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11th Mar 05 at 16:53

that's where I would have put it

that's actually what reminded me the reproduction bit

Paul_J

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11th Mar 05 at 16:58

Charlene

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11th Mar 05 at 17:04

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11th Mar 05 at 17:05

Jamie

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11th Mar 05 at 22:39

Good effort mate

J da Silva

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11th Mar 05 at 22:40

Played into Adam's hands everytime. He doesn't even have to say anything and he's got ya!

Funnyish though

Lynny

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12th Mar 05 at 00:11

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12th Mar 05 at 02:29

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Marc

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12th Mar 05 at 12:13

Well you were all laughing so thought id be differant

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