Antz
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Registered: 28th Jul 03
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Some fucking stupid bitch threw a dart at my ancle tonight at the pub... it went into my skin, and feels like it hit the bone, it hurts like fuck 
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Greg W
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 unlucky mate!
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DanielJ
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i play arrows
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Colin
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Hope you slapped the bitch
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Greg W
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IntaCepta
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should have taken it out and threw it back at her!
how can she miss that much?? i'm assuming you were no where near the dart board?
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Antz
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I was stood at the line where you stand to throw the dart.... i may have made a sexist remark and wham... the dart is hanging out of my lef....it feels like it's broke my fucking ancle.... it hurts sooooo much lol....
I took the dart out of mr leg, and like a man, gave her it back and said, watch where you are pointing them in future...
The whole pub started laughing... I didn't wanna seem like a baby, so... went to to toilet and started crying
[Edited on 28-02-2005 by Antz]
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DanielJ
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the oche 
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Antz
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I'm off to bed.... I might even have some kind of virus thingy from the un cleaned darts that penatrated my leg!!!!!!!
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lozzd
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quote:
Originally posted by Antz
I'm off to bed.... I might even have some kind of virus thingy from the un cleaned darts that penatrated my leg!!!!!!!
*homer voice*
Fiddlededee... that will require a tetnus booster...
/end voice. 
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Antz
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quote:
Originally posted by lozzd
quote:
Originally posted by Antz
I'm off to bed.... I might even have some kind of virus thingy from the un cleaned darts that penatrated my leg!!!!!!!
*homer voice*
Fiddlededee... that will require a tetnus booster...
/end voice.
hope not... needles scare me more than a bus heading towards me at 80 mph... with no breaks.
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IntaCepta
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shit so it does really hurt then
i remember i threw a dart at my sister;s thigh for a laugh, (we were like 7).
she cried and made a big fuss of it! she still tells everybody about it!
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Antz
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quote:
Originally posted by IntaCepta
shit so it does really hurt then
i remember i threw a dart at my sister;s thigh for a laugh, (we were like 7).
she cried and made a big fuss of it! she still tells everybody about it!
Trust me dude, if I wasn't a real man I'd have broke down in tears there and then
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Munchie
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uve got aids mate
sorry
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Ren
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next time u see her, kick her in the gooch and see whos laffing then...... probably her, cos its wrong to hit a girl, and you'll get pounded on by everyone.
cant win really
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Antz
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I just got up.... my leg is hurting like a cunt... I can hardly put any wieght on it
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Ally
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Stupid, fuck knows what disease was on that dart. Specially if it was from a pub in Yorkshire
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Antz
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quote:
Originally posted by Ally
Stupid, fuck knows what disease was on that dart. Specially if it was from a pub in Yorkshire
It was a mates darts, not the pubs... it will have been quite clean, it'd just been sharpened so had a new serface on (Which helped it stick about 1cm into my fucking ancle bone!!!) 
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Antz
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Also GTF with your comments about Yorkshire... checkout Newport
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chris_uk
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quote:
Originally posted by Antz
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Originally posted by IntaCepta
shit so it does really hurt then
i remember i threw a dart at my sister;s thigh for a laugh, (we were like 7).
she cried and made a big fuss of it! she still tells everybody about it!
Trust me dude, if I wasn't a real man I'd have broke down in tears there and then
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Carly
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My uncle once threw a dart that landed in someones sandwich, my dad still cracks up when he tells the story
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leeshez
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Ally
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quote:
Originally posted by Antz
Also GTF with your comments about Yorkshire... checkout Newport
I live there .... im not from there thou. Thank god.
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Antz
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quote:
Originally posted by chris_uk
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Originally posted by Antz
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Originally posted by IntaCepta
shit so it does really hurt then
i remember i threw a dart at my sister;s thigh for a laugh, (we were like 7).
she cried and made a big fuss of it! she still tells everybody about it!
Trust me dude, if I wasn't a real man I'd have broke down in tears there and then
Oh, and you're a real man are you?... puff... get a job you retard!
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Skipz
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Only close encounter i've ever had in a pub was when my dad was breaking on the pool table he miss cued and sent the ball flying i ducked and it missed my head by millimetres and smacked a Picture of dogs playing pool had us all in stitches luckily my papa knew the owner of the Pub and the owner wasnt bothered about the Picture
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