TNM
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We knicked a massive roll of magnesium from physics and set fire to it at break time. you could see it all over the school field and the smoke poring off it showed up a bit as well. We legged it and the teachers ran over to see what was going on. It was like the sun had landed on the playing field it was that bright!! 
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3CorsaMeal
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filled the roof with fish
set off chimney testers in corridors
piled all the desks in a big hill and pushed it over
grew a cabbage patch
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TNM
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ohh another one we put holes in a rubber pipe for a bunsen burner so when you lit a splint and moved it accross to light the bunsen flames shot out of the pipe. which was quite amusing.
What was even funnier was a few weeks later when the teacher tried to use it for a demo to the class and 4 or 5 flames shot out of it
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SetH
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got some smelly kid once and held his head in the sink and washed his hair with fairy liquid.
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got some smelly kid once and held his head in the sink and washed his hair with fairy liquid.
bully
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Graham
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we had this walkway going from one block to the other, it had fences on either side so one lunchtime about five minutes before hand we tied fishing wire to every third pole across the walkway stood back and watched the horror about five year 8's went down in the first ten minutes
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TNM
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oh oh oh and our school was split site. years 7-10 on one site and year 11 and sixth form on another.
our chmistry lesson was in a sixth form room which had a cupboard at the back full of chemicals which were for sixth form use only. we use to water the plants at the back of the room with them every lesson with the chemicals and watch their progress. some grew like the bean stalk from jack and the bean stalk aome died. some even fizzled!
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SetH
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he was from brazil and smelt and went on about senna too much, he needed to feel some british discipline to remind him of how his ancestors were plundered back in teh days of the empire.
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Graham
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he was from brazil and smelt and went on about senna too much, he needed to feel some british discipline to remind him of how his ancestors were plundered back in teh days of the empire.
again bully
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SetH
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quote:
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oh oh oh and our school was split site. years 7-10 on one site and year 11 and sixth form on another.
our chmistry lesson was in a sixth form room which had a cupboard at the back full of chemicals which were for sixth form use only. we use to water the plants at the back of the room with them every lesson with the chemicals and watch their progress. some grew like the bean stalk from jack and the bean stalk aome died. some even fizzled!
ROFL i wish i went to your school
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Graham
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also, we could easily sneek into our school and as its down the road from us we went in one night, we have this statue of a jazz man and we totally de-faced that to look like santa claus
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TNM
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oh and another from chemisty! back in the day every one had metal pencil tins. we emptied one lads tim out and filled it with wooden splints and then poured some sort of petrol over it and set fire to it and closed the lid over. when he opend it WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF i think i almost fell off my stool laughing
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Did quite a few things some looking back where really evil.
1. Bullying this one kid from year 7 to year 10, making up a song about him. He had a break down and went to a mental hospital for 12 months. After stabbing himselg with a compass in a lesson and passing out and pissing himself.
2. Went to a special type fo school where every class home had a PC per person. did not do much hand written work. At lunch switched all the volatage switchs on the PSU, 25 PC's then blow up at lunch.
3. Put pin holes in every single bunsen burner tub.
4. Unlike most school we had to put pur bags in a cloakroom at the begeing of the day and collect them at the end. We brought a massive crab to school and put it in a lads bag.
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when doing disection of a pig lung in primary school, one of my mates cut a bit off and chucked it on the ceiling, where it stuck, and was there for a good few weeks!
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i didnt really do much at school just sat back and got on with it but a few of my mates did a bit of daft stuff.
It was the last day of secondary b4 we left and we were talking about things to do, my mate steamy remembered that we got taken up to the water boiler to get showen how the school works a few months back, now the water goes into two kinda boilers one for hot an one for drinking each had a little area to open and take samples, well his idea was for him and my 7 other mates to take a pish in the drinking tank (which they did) which means when we left anyone who drank from anything in the whole school would be drinking pizz. yuck
[Edited on 02-02-2005 by RCoughtrie]
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TNM
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ewwwww
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we had a clay fight with the lilt man and he had a heart attack and had to leave and go back to africa, he couldn't believe kids were this bad in UK
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SetH
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quote:
1. Bullying this one kid from year 7 to year 10, making up a song about him. He had a break down and went to a mental hospital for 12 months. After stabbing himselg with a compass in a lesson and passing out and pissing himself.
I dont know why i actually burst out laughing at my desk at reading that, its quite harsh when you think about it.
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quote:
Originally posted by SetH
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1. Bullying this one kid from year 7 to year 10, making up a song about him. He had a break down and went to a mental hospital for 12 months. After stabbing himselg with a compass in a lesson and passing out and pissing himself.
I dont know why i actually burst out laughing at my desk at reading that, its quite harsh when you think about it.
When i was a child i found this funny. He was a complete genuis, though a fat bastard and open to abuse.
I saw him in macdonalds the other day and know i am the person that has wrecked his life as he could have been everything.
Kind of makes be proud to know i can destory someones future so easily.
"So heres to you fatty robinson, your mums a man and you will never know, shes a hoe hoe hoe hoe"
Was the start of the song to Mrs Robinson tune by simon and garfunkal
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Carly
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PMSL at this thread
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Doug
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The usuall magnesium theft and light it at school
BB gun Vs School bus window = Lots of time in the heads office. Nuff said
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quote:
Originally posted by SetH
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1. Bullying this one kid from year 7 to year 10, making up a song about him. He had a break down and went to a mental hospital for 12 months. After stabbing himselg with a compass in a lesson and passing out and pissing himself.
I dont know why i actually burst out laughing at my desk at reading that, its quite harsh when you think about it.
I think its because he pissed himself i keep getting asked what im laughing at!
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Mad Moe
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I remember when I was about 14 going to lessons on LSD which wasfunny in it's self the teacher couldn't understand why there was 5 of us rolling on the floor pissing our selves laughing for no apparent reason At which point we thought it was a good idea to leave for the day
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