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Author Joke
Charlene
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22nd Jan 05 at 19:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Elton John goes to a tattoo shop. I want a rolls royce tattooed on my dick. The tattoist says better make it a land rover the amount of shit it goes through!!
Matt H
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Ben
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22nd Jan 05 at 19:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
lol


i want to shovel my knob through ur ass
TNM
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James
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Charlene
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22nd Jan 05 at 19:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Come on its abit funny
James
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Charlene
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TNM
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quote:
Originally posted by Ben
lol


i want to shovel my knob through ur ass


Seconded.
Charlene
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22nd Jan 05 at 19:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Didnt anyone find it funny
Ben
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22nd Jan 05 at 19:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
so can me n PMT shovel ur ass
Mattb
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22nd Jan 05 at 19:53   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by TNM
quote:
Originally posted by Ben
lol


i want to shovel my knob through ur ass


Seconded.


you sure you want sloppy seconds
Charlene
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CorsAsh
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22nd Jan 05 at 19:54   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Ben
lol


i want to shovel my knob through ur ass


Thanks for posting that, it made opening this thread worthwhile unlike the joke up there...
Charlene
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_Allan_
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22nd Jan 05 at 21:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Mattb
quote:
Originally posted by TNM
quote:
Originally posted by Ben
lol


i want to shovel my knob through ur ass

Seconded.



you sure you want sloppy seconds


I'll take sloppy 10 ths as long as there's a queue


[Edited on 22-01-2005 by _Allan_]
mav
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22nd Jan 05 at 21:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i thought it was...............
Ren
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23rd Jan 05 at 06:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Charlene you have 91 pics of you and your mates, but only one actual pic of your car
Charlene
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23rd Jan 05 at 11:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Thats because i only have the one picture of it
Pablo
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Matt H
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23rd Jan 05 at 11:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
SHE'S A MAN!!!!!!
Matt H
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MAN
Charlene
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CorsAsh
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She has a nice face
James
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I would

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