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crashnburn
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Registered: 12th Jun 04
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   8th Jan 05 at 19:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Just f*%kin rear ended some cunt on way home from work.
Just turned corner and was going down straight and my phone fell out of holder, looked down 1 sec to see whee it went looked back up again and all i saw BRIGHT RED brake lights..
OOH DEAR!!!! CRUNCH went me BABY!!!
Front end now resembles me grams face with her falsers out... NOT GOOD!!!
leeshez
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8th Jan 05 at 19:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Oh dear
ed
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8th Jan 05 at 19:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

You should have been concentrating on what you were doing.

[Edited on 08-01-2005 by 1800ed]
Graham
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8th Jan 05 at 19:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

oops unlucky mate but you know you should have been concentrating and if you say you were looking down for 1 sec then you must of been tailgating this guy or been doing some speed
RCoughtrie
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8th Jan 05 at 19:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

argh unlucky sure u will get it sorted out no probs, whats the other car like ?
Mikorsa16v
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8th Jan 05 at 19:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by crashnburn
Just f*%kin rear ended some cunt on way home from work.
Just turned corner and was going down straight and my phone fell out of holder, looked down 1 sec to see whee it went looked back up again and all i saw BRIGHT RED brake lights..
OOH DEAR!!!! CRUNCH went me BABY!!!
Front end now resembles me grams face with her falsers out... NOT GOOD!!!


and why are they the cunt? i feel you must be?
Ally
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Registered: 2nd Jul 03
Location: Pontypool Drives: a Skoda
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8th Jan 05 at 19:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Your user name is very relevant
RCoughtrie
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8th Jan 05 at 19:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Mikorsa16v
quote:
Originally posted by crashnburn
Just f*%kin rear ended some cunt on way home from work.
Just turned corner and was going down straight and my phone fell out of holder, looked down 1 sec to see whee it went looked back up again and all i saw BRIGHT RED brake lights..
OOH DEAR!!!! CRUNCH went me BABY!!!
Front end now resembles me grams face with her falsers out... NOT GOOD!!!


and why are they the cunt? i feel you must be?


its a scottish thing we call peeps we dont know "cunts"
Andrew
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8th Jan 05 at 19:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

The other day i couldn't work out how to put the radio on in Mums C3. Instead of smashing it up -- i stoped to work it out. Before anyone says i'm dim -- it worked out it had never been tuned in

I think you should take a leaf out of my book mate.
Mikorsa16v
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8th Jan 05 at 19:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by RCoughtrie
quote:
Originally posted by Mikorsa16v
quote:
Originally posted by crashnburn
Just f*%kin rear ended some cunt on way home from work.
Just turned corner and was going down straight and my phone fell out of holder, looked down 1 sec to see whee it went looked back up again and all i saw BRIGHT RED brake lights..
OOH DEAR!!!! CRUNCH went me BABY!!!
Front end now resembles me grams face with her falsers out... NOT GOOD!!!


and why are they the cunt? i feel you must be?


its a scottish thing we call peeps we dont know "cunts"


lol fair enough!
RCoughtrie
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8th Jan 05 at 19:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Mikorsa16v
quote:
Originally posted by RCoughtrie
quote:
Originally posted by Mikorsa16v
quote:
Originally posted by crashnburn
Just f*%kin rear ended some cunt on way home from work.
Just turned corner and was going down straight and my phone fell out of holder, looked down 1 sec to see whee it went looked back up again and all i saw BRIGHT RED brake lights..
OOH DEAR!!!! CRUNCH went me BABY!!!
Front end now resembles me grams face with her falsers out... NOT GOOD!!!


and why are they the cunt? i feel you must be?


its a scottish thing we call peeps we dont know "cunts"


lol fair enough!


no problem ya cunt
mav
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8th Jan 05 at 19:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote



Should have been looking at road m8...

Unlucky cause we all do it though...
crashnburn
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   8th Jan 05 at 19:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

THanks for clearing up the CUNTS bit (RCoughtrie)..

As i said yes i looked down for a sec but if somethin hit you in the leg while driving what would you do??? The first one that say "I would stop at a conveniant location etc, is a lying CNUT!!

The other car is hardly damaged marked the bumper abit thats all

So its of ta the garage the morra for him to snap my flexible friend I thinks...

Lookin at new Bonnet, New Grille, Poss new right side headlight or just bracket new reg plate, and was a hissing noise from radiator are so poss new rad 2.....

FOOOOOOK SAKE!!!!
Andrew
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8th Jan 05 at 19:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Who are you calling a lying cunt? I'm glad you crashed for that and infact i did stop! If my moby goes i'll stop too because i don't want point on my licence or have a crash.
crashnburn
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   8th Jan 05 at 19:52   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

thats what handsfree kits are for, and was calling you a cunt was mearly over stating that 90% of us would same thing.. i am aware that i should look where i am going, which i was till that sec i looked down and then lookd up an saw the car which is why i braked and skiddeded into him causing less damage and only crumpling my car... sorry for offending you but us SCOTTISH people express our feelings so ........
Corsa E-Tec
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8th Jan 05 at 19:52   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

living up to the first part of ya username i see

sorry, unlocky mate, were in the same shoes
mav
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8th Jan 05 at 19:53   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

So you never look down at radio when driving then pug nut...?
crashnburn
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8th Jan 05 at 19:54   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Corsa E-Tec
living up to the first part of ya username i see

sorry, unlocky mate, were in the same shoes


Oh dear you pranged 2???

yes first part and thankfully not the second...

Corsa E-Tec
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8th Jan 05 at 19:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

yep, me cars out of action, and may not be repairable.
hence the signature.

is yours repairable.
crashnburn
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8th Jan 05 at 19:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Corsa E-Tec
yep, me cars out of action, and may not be repairable.
hence the signature.

is yours repairable.

Should be ok, as i said just bonnet( which was being replaced anyway) grille, possible rad, bumper and headlight... wil know more in daylight morra.
Mark Petty
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8th Jan 05 at 20:04   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

shut up pug nut

Unlucky mate, everyone has looked away while driving (apart from pug nut of course)

crashnburn
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   8th Jan 05 at 20:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Thanks guys, hopefully not as bad as it looks..
Will investigate tommorow and might upload some pics.
Andrew
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8th Jan 05 at 21:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by mav
So you never look down at radio when driving then pug nut...?


A quick look to see the station or whatever but this guy was looking for his phone
Colin
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8th Jan 05 at 21:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Cunts like you lot not watching makes everyone else pay over the odds
Skipz
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Registered: 23rd Aug 03
Location: Falkirk: Drives:nothing but gettin another Corsa
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8th Jan 05 at 21:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Peugeot Nut
quote:
Originally posted by mav
So you never look down at radio when driving then pug nut...?


A quick look to see the station or whatever but this guy was looking for his phone


he had a Glance to look where his phone was.. quite sensible in one respect.. if the phone fell and landed under his brake pedal and never checked he'd have been fucked anyways..


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