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dave17
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2nd Dec 04 at 16:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
and some1 else comes in the toilet, dya wait for them to leave b4 u come out?

[Edited on 02-12-2004 by Dave17]
3CorsaMeal
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2nd Dec 04 at 17:00   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
no, but i try not to squeeze anything out in case i make a funny noise
dave17
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2nd Dec 04 at 17:02   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
what if ucant help it and it jus steam trains out ur anus? do u swear quietly, or giggle like a school girl?
3CorsaMeal
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2nd Dec 04 at 17:04   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i try to cough and stamp my feet, or whistle
dave17
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2nd Dec 04 at 17:05   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
or talk on the phone really loudly? or jus act as if nothing happened?
TNM
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2nd Dec 04 at 17:05   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i keep quiet think its just the rules.

some people im sure just go for it.
dave17
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2nd Dec 04 at 17:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
what if u have made a huge noise, do u wait for the person to leave then??
--Dave--
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2nd Dec 04 at 17:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
yes
TNM
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2nd Dec 04 at 17:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
even if i have finished and some one is taking a leak i stay quiet untill they have gone.
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2nd Dec 04 at 17:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i have a game of pub pool on my phone
dave17
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2nd Dec 04 at 17:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
what would u do if there wasnt any paper? in either of the tiolets?
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2nd Dec 04 at 17:24   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
this has happened to me before, i pull up my trousers and walk to another toilet.

I'd have to be pretty unlucky for there not to be any paper in all of the toilets
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2nd Dec 04 at 17:24   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
failing that i'd use my hand, it can always be washed
dave17
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2nd Dec 04 at 17:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
would u use ur boxer shorts, then walk out, find a bag and put em in there n stick em in the bin??
Nath
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2nd Dec 04 at 20:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
@ this thread

It's also horrilble when the toilet seat is still warm
CorsAsh
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2nd Dec 04 at 20:04   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I shout "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGHHHH!!! OH MY GOD HELP ME PLEASE DEAR GOD IT'S KILLING ME!!!"

They will usually leave at this point
Jules S
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2nd Dec 04 at 20:29   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
For what ever reason, the toilets in my office are now cleaned twice daily

i keep shtoom until they leave
Cavey
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2nd Dec 04 at 20:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I always try and go in the Disabled toilet wherever i am, Bit of privacy and there's more room for when you're straining
Adam-D
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2nd Dec 04 at 20:37   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
im proud of the noises i dont care im taking a shit and i dont care who knows
mav
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2nd Dec 04 at 20:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i usually stay quiet and let them leave then push like feck..or wait till their flushing then give a good push
Jules S
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quote:
Originally posted by Cavey
I always try and go in the Disabled toilet wherever i am, Bit of privacy and there's more room for when you're straining


handy grab rails to strain against too
dirtydan
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2nd Dec 04 at 21:02   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
lmao @ this thread.
Thoday
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2nd Dec 04 at 21:05   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
it disgusts me when all 3 cubicles are in use, its like a fooking orchestra.. one guy farts, then the other does
Voyto
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2nd Dec 04 at 21:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i usually line the bottom with loadsa paper, makes the impact silent and therefore no need to hold back if people are in the room
sxibeast
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2nd Dec 04 at 21:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
FPMSL @ this!! i wait til the other person has gone, though there are times when the turtle head is pushing out and it sounds like a bomb has gone off in the toilet! I also blocked a brand new marble toilet at the Millenium Center in Cardiff at the weekend!

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