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Author 4 ltr joke. (If you're Yorkshire you'll get it, if not, you might struggle!)
Claire Richardson
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8th Oct 04 at 18:04   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Was chatting to a guy the other day, telling him I had a 2ltr and he replied " Mines a 4ltr."
"Wow, a 4ltr!! ?" I questioned.
"Aye" he said
"Its got 2 leets at front and 2 leets at back"

For those that dont get it, 'leets' being the yorkshire pronunciation of lights

Eeeee I did chuckle
Claire
mike_1.2LS96
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8th Oct 04 at 18:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
oh i get it

BeArDy
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i had one once
stood talking to a lad and he had 2lt 16v badge on the back of his corsa,
so i said let us have a look at the engine then, so he pops the bonnet and he show me the engine (1lt 12v ) then says ye i have had the 2lt upgrade kit on, you can not really see it as its all underneath
Scottydoo
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Marc
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Thats fucking lame
mike16v
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8th Oct 04 at 18:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
thats quality
M2RTY
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galaxy 105
J da Silva
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It's very funny if your yorkshire, if your not from yorkshire and still get it, you won't understand the context fully.
MarkM
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mike16v
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quote:
Originally posted by VenomTurbo
It's very funny if your yorkshire, if your not from yorkshire and still get it, you won't understand the context fully.


very true, work with alot of people from barnsley and leets is very common vocabulary
Claire Richardson
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8th Oct 04 at 18:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
If you heard it this morn on Galaxy Marv, then you'll have heard that it was sent in by Claire. (Thats me )
They were on about Australian doctors being given phrase books on Yorkshire lingo so they could understand what folk were on about if they were based here.
The 4ltr thing seemed to fit the subject
Claire
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My accent is the same Mike, I'm quite a broad spoken lad, but I get funny looks when I'm polite to people, they assume someone with my accent cannot be polite.
Claire Richardson
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Venom, if you'd heard Galaxy this morn then you'd have loved it. With this accent thing they were on with, they played a clip by Tony Capstick called Capstick comes home. Do I have to go into it or dya know what I'm on about. Tis very funny
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WOWWWWWWWWWWWW i remember now and i even thought WOW claire would like that lol

my shower radio is ace
J da Silva
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its ok claire i know what u mean hehe
Claire Richardson
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Ya gret big parrat faced wazzak
fax2004
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8th Oct 04 at 20:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
was on Galaxy 105 this morning want it
And claire, why is your email addy Anna@.........

[Edited on 08-10-2004 by fax2004]
Claire Richardson
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8th Oct 04 at 20:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Just downloaded it off WINMX

you big fat idle ugly waaart
yer gret uselas spawny eyed parat faced wazak

You've gotta hear it to appreciate it tho
Bloody funny
My email isnt anna@
its claire1rich@aol.com
Where you got anna from??

[Edited on 08-10-2004 by Claire Richardson]
fax2004
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Cos this morning they said 'that email was from someone called Claire, but her email address says anna@...'
Claire Richardson
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Nah mate, I tried covering up the fact that I'd sent it. (a little embarrased at the time )
I sent it from my email but signed it Jane (not Anna)
So Hirsty said at the beginning it was from Claire, but then said after he'd read it all, that it was sent by Jane, not Claire.

I've downloaded it luv, but I dont know how to get it over to you, unless you're on winmx then you can dowload from me
fax2004
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quote:
Originally posted by Claire Richardson
Nah mate, I tried covering up the fact that I'd sent it. (a little embarrased at the time )
I sent it from my email but signed it Jane (not Anna)
So Hirsty said at the beginning it was from Claire, but then said after he'd read it all, that it was sent by Jane, not Claire.

I've downloaded it luv, but I dont know how to get it over to you, unless you're on winmx then you can dowload from me

That was it!! Im on winmx
Claire Richardson
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8th Oct 04 at 20:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I'm DIVA123 on there and I'll leave it online for ya.
I had to do a search in audio for Tony Capstick tho
You'll luv it mate.
Matt H
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8th Oct 04 at 20:37   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
reet good
Carl
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hahaha class. Ive got a proper broad barnsley accent, i cant stand it but thats just me.
Mattss Corsa
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