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Richie
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   8th Oct 04 at 10:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
someone give me a few giggly jokes before i end up breaking something pleaseh my keyboard has just been the first victim
Richie
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no replies are so funny



PaulW
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Click Me
Nismo
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best joke here ^
leeshez
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You want a joke: Ok how do you confuse an idiot?
Dione J
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Richie
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by trying to make him reply dunno.
PaulW
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whats got 2 legs and bleeds alot...















half a dog
PaulW
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why did the monkey fall out of the tree?










cos it was dead...
PaulW
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man walks into bar...











ouch
Richie
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quote:
Originally posted by PaulW
man walks into bar...











ouch



!
Dan B
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What's brown and sticky?







A stick...
sunnyb
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whats pink n fluffy???











































pink fluff
sunnyb
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made me laugh
langey
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did you hear about the man who fell down a man hole and died??














police are looking into it
PaulW
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an irish man, an english man and a scottish man walk into a bar...








you would of thought one of the daft cnuts would of seen it!
James_DT
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quote:
Originally posted by leeshez
You want a joke: Ok how do you confuse an idiot?

Give him a bottle of car polish?
PaulW
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how do you confuse an ethopian...


















stick him in a round room & tell him his dinner is in the corner...
the_legend_of_yrag
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Nath
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quote:
Originally posted by PaulW
why did the monkey fall out of the tree?










cos it was dead...


I have a strange sense of humour because that joke is seriously funny!!
Ally
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I will cheer you up tonight Rich
Mattb
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why didn't the cat eat its dinner??







Because i nailed its head to the floor..





Why did the girl fall off the swing??




Because she had no arms
PaulW
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what did the elephant say to the other elephant?































nothin u dumb fuk, elephants cant talk

[Edited on 08-10-2004 by PaulW]
Dom
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quote:
Originally posted by PaulW
how do you confuse an ethopian...


















stick him in a round room & tell him his dinner is in the corner...


harsh, but sooooo fooking funny
Ally
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What do you call a bunch of packistani's in a swimming pool?




Coco Pops
(no racial offence ment)

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