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Author Is your neighbour a w*nker?
Adam_B
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Registered: 13th Dec 00
Location: Lancashire
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   12th Aug 04 at 22:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

mine is

few weeks ago i was driving down my rd (housing estate) at about 25-30mph and this rugby ball comes flying across the front of my car. So i stop and one of my neighbours comes over and has a go at me for going to quickly. Fair enough, maybe it is a bit fast for a housing estate, could be kids playing etc i said and apologised.

Driving home from work before in my dads car and theres this rover trying to get in my boot for like 6 miles. I get to my housing estate and this rover follows me, i realise its the same neighbour as before. I do 20mph all the way up the estate and he stays about 1/2 foot behind me untill i get home. Then he leans over the fence and has a go for driving slow, speed limits 30 blah blah blah!?!

He is a wanker

guess what his job is?

a fucking copper!
myke
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Registered: 7th Feb 01
Location: High Wycombe, Buckinghamshire
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12th Aug 04 at 22:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

sounds
like
a
dick
head
Mikorsa16v
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Registered: 2nd Sep 02
Location: Burgess Hill, West Sussex
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12th Aug 04 at 22:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

lmfao
liamC
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Registered: 28th Feb 04
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12th Aug 04 at 22:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

So have a go back and tell him its 2 seconds he stays behind you. Then tell him to fuck off.
a_j_mair
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Registered: 23rd Jan 04
Location: Scotland
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12th Aug 04 at 22:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

sounds like a nob. i love livin in the country
JUGGA
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Registered: 7th Sep 03
Location: BEDFORDSHIRE
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12th Aug 04 at 22:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

lol neighbours....

i live in a housing association house, and your not allowed to fiddle with your cars in any way if you do you can get evicted. my next door neighbour takes engines out his car, he does eveyrhting you can think of nearly every day to his ford capris. oen day i took my steeleis off my car cos i just boughy alloys, and who came driving down the road? the housing assosiciation manager person and went mental at me. who told on me? 100% know it was them neighbours.

if i doen the sdame to him he would be in 5hit, he pretended to claim alot of money cos he apparently hurt himself at work, was putting a front on with a walkign stick, but i see him in his back garden being normal again strange that?

also he now works and claims benefit., i aint as lame as him tho to dob him in tho.

[Edited on 12-08-2004 by Unr3al Rac3r]
Matt H
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Registered: 11th Sep 01
Location: South Yorkshire
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12th Aug 04 at 22:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

mine are fine
JOPO
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Registered: 17th Jun 04
Location: ayrshire
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12th Aug 04 at 22:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

ma whole street hate me except ma nieghbours rite nextdoor lol its great
Mistamist
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Registered: 16th Jul 03
Location: Gillingham, Kent
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12th Aug 04 at 22:53   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i used to shag the girl next door her old man is a Cnut though, always parks in my space, is registered disabled but fook all wrong with him, moans at me for having my music too loud.
Marco The Corsa Man
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Registered: 24th Mar 04
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   12th Aug 04 at 22:54   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

We have a loverly older couple next door that we get on realy well with and a family of Jobo's at the other side who mostly keep to themselves. When we had our drive done the two houses across the road from us said we can use their drives. Its a nice area here in the country
R Lee
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12th Aug 04 at 23:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i live next door to an old couple and other side are mother and daughter = fit but with body building husband = i'll get my arse kicked.

no pics before anyone asks
charcoalgrill
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Registered: 23rd Oct 02
Location: Bristol
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12th Aug 04 at 23:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

my neighbours are wicked.
one side got 2 40 year olds with 3 kids, the dads a drunk who gets invited round to parties, his wifes just milf, plain as.
the other side are allright, but are welsh and 2 kids, so get some stick off my mates. shes a bit nosey like tho, but otherwise safe
Ben
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Registered: 12th Jan 03
Location: West Yorkshire
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12th Aug 04 at 23:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

mine are new, aint heard owt off em yet , old 1s wer pricks tho
big eck
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Registered: 20th Apr 03
Location: Tullibody. Drives - Audi B8 S4 & Fiesta Zetec-S
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12th Aug 04 at 23:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

My whole street is full of arseholes, there all related in some way or another which makes them think that they fukin own the place, is the kinda place that knows you've got an itchy ass before you do
Calum1577
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Registered: 30th Jan 04
Location: Troon
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13th Aug 04 at 00:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

To the back of my flat is the ex head of strathclyde police. Every sunday he lets me use his hose (no funny comments) to wash my car. Quality chap. Loves my exhaust aswell. Always asking if thats as loud as it can go. Neighbours downstairs are assholes though. Always moaning about something. I usually drop ash from my joints onto thier washing from my balcony.
ed
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13th Aug 04 at 00:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I live in the middle of no where, to piss my neighbor off I would have to drive a mile down the road
Wolfy
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13th Aug 04 at 04:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

my streets ace, they dont moan or nowt, apart from the religiouse nuts who think i worship the devil... the manic depressant next doors funny to watch... he likes to stair at the grass for hours on end.... also has to wash his car the same time i do... weirdo!
fragpot
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Registered: 29th Feb 04
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13th Aug 04 at 05:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Neighbours round my parents street are all sound as fuck. Couldn't ask for better people to live next door actually. She brings us home made cakes and shit when my parents are away. Just got a new monoblock driveway with them, did it ourselves like. My brothers shitheap RS2000 pissed oil all over the place and they never said a word. Infact the day after my next door neighbour was out cleaning our part of the drive at 7AM

I dont really know the neighbours arround my flat. No1 ever talks to you, its mainly full of neds and junkies though. My postcode has 75% unemployment so its pretty ghetto. Cars get broken into all the time, people and pets go missing etc. Last time I was in the local shop I saw a 19 year old girl with a pram buying 4 tins of lighter fluid Anyway, cant complain cos I dont have to pay rent and its 10 minutes walk from uni :E
Andy Stocker
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13th Aug 04 at 05:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Tell him only a fool breaks the 2 second rule
Ally
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Registered: 2nd Jul 03
Location: Pontypool Drives: a Skoda
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13th Aug 04 at 05:46   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote



We have no neighbours
Andy Stocker
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13th Aug 04 at 05:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

My neighbours are always coming up & talking to me about my cars, telling me how clean i've kept them all etc, some even ask for help on their cars
Adam-D
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Registered: 11th May 02
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13th Aug 04 at 06:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

mine are ok
they have to have a better garden, i we do sommit to ours they do sommit.
but there not bad
Macca_G
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Registered: 15th Jan 03
Location: Stockport, Manchester
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13th Aug 04 at 07:24   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

How can u go too slow for a housing estate anything 10-30mph is fine!
I'd stick to the law and tell him to go fcuk himself! he can't touch you if ur playing by the rules...
Andrew
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Registered: 5th May 04
Location: Skoda Octavia Estate, Ford Puma
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13th Aug 04 at 07:46   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Most of are neighbours are cool. You get the odd head the ball but you can live with that.

The thing is, we can play are music loud and fix are cars and they can do the same and no-one complains etc. Just how i like it.

Andrew
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Registered: 5th May 04
Location: Skoda Octavia Estate, Ford Puma
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13th Aug 04 at 07:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I come through are houseing estate around 15 MPH as kids just jump out if front of you to say hi ya and crazy shit. The only person how compains is my old man but i just told him to piss off as he's an arse. Basically you cannot do less than 15 MPH in 2nd gear in the 106 unless you drop it into 1st. Anyway, told my he's to one who has had 7 claims on the insurance in 3 years whereas i've had 0 and what does that say to him

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