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Robbo
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Family Man (listening to 'lesbians' on kids cb's):

Wife: Honey, dinners ready..
Man: I'm not hungry (said in a tone)



Also, Michelle teaching Jim some sex tips...

Michelle: Ok, I'm a hot chick, what do u wanna do...
Jim: (Hastily replies) I wanna feel ur boobs



Sam
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"Suck me, beautiful!"
Robbo
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^^^ aah... the classic
Sam
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Xs
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america wedding

" every1 wants a peace of the stiffmister" (in the gay bar)
Robbo
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Steve
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Call me nova...as in cassanova
Jason Iles
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Sherman........What the fuck are you doing here
SetH
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Well polish my balls and serve me a milkshake!
Robbo
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quote:
Originally posted by J 11ESY
Sherman........What the fuck are you doing here


Steve
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American Pie 1 is the best
Jason Iles
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"Call me Stiflers mum"

"OHHHHH STIFLERS MUM"


Two Party guys

"Dude chicks a MILF"
Demo
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american pie 2. where the 2 part guys meet finch

"if i didnt have to hold my dick cos i gotta piss so bad i would shake your hand dude"
Jason Iles
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quote:
Originally posted by Demo
american pie 2. where the 2 part guys meet finch

"if i didnt have to hold my dick cos i gotta piss so bad i would shake your hand dude"


PMSL
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another good one is where they find the dildo in the "lesbains" house. stifler runs down the hallway with it shouting

" big blue rubber dicks for everyone"
Graham
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Stiffler: (sayin to finch) Mutha F*cka
Finch: (sayin to stiffler) Granny F*cka


lol
cdcool1
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"and this one time, at band camp, i shoved a flute up my pussy"

"its 10 inches.....around, think about it"

oh, and for any1 who's seen number 3, just to remind you....chocolate truffle
paul_spurrell
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SICK DUDE
Jason Iles
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quote:
Originally posted by cdcool1
oh, and for any1 who's seen number 3, just to remind you....chocolate truffle


Urrrrghhh
Robbo
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paul_spurrell
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http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0163651/quotes

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0252866/quotes

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0328828/quotes
OFcorsa
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AP1
stiffler - "hello ladies" *walks away "bitches"
Adam-D
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quote:
Originally posted by RobboSRi
quote:
Originally posted by J 11ESY
Sherman........What the fuck are you doing here




Adam-D
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oh and

stiffler
i can taste the bubbles..................
M4rk P
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" how about i get you a spoon, so you can eat my ass!"

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