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Author Where was your nan 2nite??
Craig W
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29th Jul 03 at 01:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I'd double check if i was you

F*cking disgusting.
I was at work at the club 2nite, and i saw a woman in the distance taking her trousers off near one of the bars... upon closer inspection it was and old biddy! Everyone was laughing at her, i thought she was extremley drunk so to spare her from the humiliation i took her to an exit to chuck her out, when we got in the light i then realised the dirty smut didn't have any knickers on!
By this point my stomach was churning, and i was nearly physically sick when she flashed her minge to me (which was hidden by an extremley large bush) and said 'you want a piece of this, i may be old but the juices are still flowing'

It was student night too

I cant wait to get my camera phone, i'll have loads of bits & bobs to share.
DanielJ
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29th Jul 03 at 02:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
erghhhhhhhhhhh
Icy
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29th Jul 03 at 02:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
eeurgh
thought u were gona say at the end it was ur nan
Craig W
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29th Jul 03 at 02:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
If it'd been my nan i would've slapped her silly

I was trying to think of something to bribe her with so she'd bugger off, because i didn't want to touch her. Whats AK's phone number?
Icy
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29th Jul 03 at 02:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
u2u'd
sure some1 dint order a stripogram?
Craig W
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29th Jul 03 at 02:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Nah had a stripper in the VIP section on Sat for someones stag do (camera phone needed again)

This thing was just plain nasty... did see quite a few nice sights though! (camera phone needed again)
Icy
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29th Jul 03 at 03:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
jus read it again
if i read this durin the day it wouldnt be as funny
Moony1234
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29th Jul 03 at 03:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
why u posting everything twice?
Icy
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29th Jul 03 at 03:24   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
who is?
Moony1234
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29th Jul 03 at 03:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
CraigW's posts *where* showing up twice...
Sam
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29th Jul 03 at 06:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Craig W
I'd double check if i was you

F*cking disgusting.
I was at work at the club 2nite, and i saw a woman in the distance taking her trousers off near one of the bars... upon closer inspection it was and old biddy! Everyone was laughing at her, i thought she was extremley drunk so to spare her from the humiliation i took her to an exit to chuck her out, when we got in the light i then realised the dirty smut didn't have any knickers on!
By this point my stomach was churning, and i was nearly physically sick when she flashed her minge to me (which was hidden by an extremley large bush) and said 'you want a piece of this, i may be old but the juices are still flowing'

It was student night too

I cant wait to get my camera phone, i'll have loads of bits & bobs to share.


*Looks for the barf bag*
Natz
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29th Jul 03 at 11:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
that is foul!

craig....do u want a camera fone by any chance??
i would never have guessed
Craig W
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29th Jul 03 at 11:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Natz
that is foul!

craig....do u want a camera fone by any chance??
i would never have guessed


I could start my own website... 'Tales From The Club'
Pablo
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29th Jul 03 at 11:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Dirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrty!!!!
Sam
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29th Jul 03 at 11:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Craig W
quote:
Originally posted by Natz
that is foul!

craig....do u want a camera fone by any chance??
i would never have guessed


I could start my own website... 'Tales From The Club'


You would have copyright problems if your club was called 'The Crypt'...
leeshez
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29th Jul 03 at 11:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Mine,s in a nursing home aged 93

 
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