cheeky c
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Registered: 27th Jul 01
Location: Somerset
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A young man moved into a new apartment on his own, and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox.
While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes wearing a robe.
The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with him.
As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on.
The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact.
After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, "Let's go to my apartment, I hear someone coming."
He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely.
Now nude, she purred at him, "What would you say is my best feature?"
Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked,
"It's got to be your ears!"
Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, "My ears?
Look at these breasts; they are full and 100% natural! I work out every day!
My butt is firm and solid! Look at my skin -- no blemishes anywhere!
How can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?"
Clearing his throat, he stammered, "Outside, when you said you heard someone coming? That was me."
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Sam
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Pablo
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LMAO
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Jason Iles
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Marc D
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funny as fcuk!
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Lynny
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lmao
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kz
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Location: Southend, Essex Drives: Mini Cooper S
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its alright
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LoudandProud
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