Phil Hall
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An elderly woman goes to the doctor and asks his help to revive her
> > > >husband's sex drive.
> > > >"What about trying Viagra?" asks the doctor.
> > > >"Not a chance," says Mrs.Murphy. "He won't even take an aspirin for a
> > > >headache."
> > > >"No problem," replies the doctor. "Drop it into his coffee, he won't
> > >even
> > > >taste it. Try it and then call me in a week to let me know how things
> > >went."
> > > >A week later, Mrs. Murphy calls the doctor, and he inquires as to how
> > >things
> > > >went.
> > > >"Oh, faith and bejaysus and begorrah, it was terrible, just terrible,
> > > >doctor."
> > > >"What happened?" asks the doctor.
> > > >"Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee. The effect
> > >was
> > > >immediate. He jumped straight up, with a gleam in his eye and with
his
> > > >pants bulging' fiercely!! He swept the cutlery off the table, at the
> > >same
> > > >time
> > > >ripping my clothes off and then p roceeded to make wild, mad,
> > >passionate
> > > >love to me on the tabletop for hours!! It was terrible!"
> > > >"What was terrible?" said the doctor. "Was the sex not good?"
> > > >"Oh no, doctor, the sex was the best I've had in 25 years, but I'll
> > >never be
> > > >able to show my face in Bewley's again!!
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kz
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Holy thread revival Batman!
Just found out I have a super power, turns out I can melt ice cubes just by staring at them for a couple of hours.
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"You know," said the doctor, "in cases like this, when the due date has passed, it's often possible to induce labour with a good session of vigorous intercourse."
"I couldn't care less," I replied. "Get the hell off my wife."
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What's the difference between a 'hippo' and a 'Zippo'? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter
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Red sky at night. Shepherd's delight. Blue sky at night. Day
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Balling
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quote:
Originally posted by Phil Hall
An elderly woman goes to the doctor and asks his help to revive her
husband’s sex drive.
”What about trying Viagra?” asks the doctor.
”Not a chance,” says Mrs.Murphy. “He won’t even take an aspirin for a headache.”
”No problem,” replies the doctor. “Drop it into his coffee, he won’t even taste it. Try it and then call me in a week to let me know how things went.”
A week later, Mrs. Murphy calls the doctor, and he inquires as to how
things went.
”Oh, faith and bejaysus and begorrah, it was terrible, just terrible, doctor.”
”What happened?” asks the doctor.
”Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee. The effect was immediate. He jumped straight up, with a gleam in his eye and with his pants bulging’ fiercely!! He swept the cutlery off the table, at the same time ripping my clothes off and then p roceeded to make wild, mad, passionate love to me on the tabletop for hours!! It was terrible!”
”What was terrible?” said the doctor. “Was the sex not good?”
”Oh no, doctor, the sex was the best I’ve had in 25 years, but I’ll never be able to show my face in Bewley’s again!!
Get your shit together Phil Hall.
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kz
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Didn't realise was in General Chat when I revived it, sorry!
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FlaFFy_91
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Just deleted all the German people off my phone....
It's now hans-free
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Eck
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Is this the Fringe joke thread? 
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FlaFFy_91
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quote:
Originally posted by Eck
Is this the Fringe joke thread?
That's the only reason I know that joke
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richardworrall
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Every time I see a little green man it makes me cross
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Ronson
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Like we haven't heard them jokes on the radio for the past few days.
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FlaFFy_91
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quote:
Originally posted by Ronson
Like we haven't heard them jokes on the radio for the past few days.
Apologies mate, let me know when you've finished writing your own meterial that nobody has heard before 
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Ronson
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I finished it ages ago, when you gonna start yours?
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