drunkenfool
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Registered: 7th Feb 03
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You gotta love the fact that NOTHING happens here 
Headline - Woman's lengthy trek for parcel
and, shockingly, an assault (on a grass verge )
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deano87
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F-lol got to love local press. Ours don't seem to have a spell checker on their computer, and on the front page every week there is a child, without fail. I still maintain the Editor is a paedo.
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drunkenfool
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OK ive just been informed that the assault on the grass verge was actually an assault that took place on a grass verge, not that the verge itself was assaulted. I blame it on the reporter's language
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Huwsi
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typical
we usually get nothing but charity events and pissed off old people in our local paer  
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sand-eel
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OMG
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Russ
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i scattered my nans ashes at Borth
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DannyB
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We have even worse ones, in the 'police corner' of the local paper. Thing's such as..a purse was lost, someone handed the money and cards in but kept the purse
[Edited on 04-12-2008 by DannyB]
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mattk
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my mate is in our local papers "week in court" section
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DannyB
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Matt do you know pob from junction, did you hear what happened to him?
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mattk
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I dont know pob no, Il ask next time im in there, thats where I drink so I should know him
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DannyB
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Thought you may of known him, he fell down some stairs and is in a coma, not looking good.
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mattk
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 my mate is in there 24/7 so no doubt he knows about it
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DannyB
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I found out after carching up with a few old mates on FB, can't beleive it.
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C2RL R
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When i here stories like this it makes me scared to go to aber. That place is just mental.
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tom_simes
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quote:
Originally posted by drunkenfool
OK ive just been informed that the assault on the grass verge was actually an assault that took place on a grass verge, not that the verge itself was assaulted. I blame it on the reporter's language
Matt, I can't believe you thought somebody assaulted a verge
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drunkenfool
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quote:
Originally posted by tom_simes
quote:
Originally posted by drunkenfool
OK ive just been informed that the assault on the grass verge was actually an assault that took place on a grass verge, not that the verge itself was assaulted. I blame it on the reporter's language
Matt, I can't believe you thought somebody assaulted a verge
To be honest I did think it was rather strange, but when stories like a woman having to make an unsually long trip to get a parcel, and someone stealing a pastie from the 24 hr spa and the police appealing for witnesses, it wouldnt have suprised me all that much
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