Matt H
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Registered: 11th Sep 01
Location: South Yorkshire
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Are there any websites good for stealing ideas from?
Our works xmas do is fast approaching & all the newbies have to make a speech  It's mainly soppy, semi drunk thank yous for making me welcome etc. But to be honest I'd rather take the piss slightly & make it a bit more jokey
I've a few ideas in mind for some of the people that can take a joke but some generic funny shit wouldn't go a miss
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Jakey
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Registered: 4th Jun 07
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I don't know about Xmas parties but if im ever a best ma or do a speach at a wedding, my opening line is going to be.. "Ladies and gentlemen, its been an emotional day, even the cakes in tiers" 
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K17STY
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Registered: 13th Dec 02
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youtube?
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Ste
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Registered: 5th Mar 03
Location: Taif, Saudi Arabia
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quote:
Originally posted by Jakey
I don't know about Xmas parties but if im ever a best ma or do a speach at a wedding, my opening line is going to be.. "Ladies and gentlemen, its been an emotional day, even the cakes in tiers"
That is so so unorriginal, i have heard that at at least 3 weddings in the last 18 months.
I started my best man speech with "In school olly was known as the Fox, not because he was fast and cunning, but because he was always being chased by dogs."
Got a few laughs!!
I would rather lose by a mile because i built my own car, than win by an inch because someone else built it for me.
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IvIarkgraham
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Registered: 27th Mar 04
Location: Ellesmere Port, Cheshire
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i used that jakey didnt go down too well
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