col
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Registered: 1st May 08
Location: cumbria
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copied & pasted from an email i received today...
My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She
asked, 'What's on TV?'
I said, 'Dust.'
And then the fight started…
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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She
said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.'
I bought her a scale.
And then the fight started…
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When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace
expensive... so, I took her to a petrol station...
And then the fight started....
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My wife and I were sitting at a table at my school reunion, and I kept
staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a
nearby table.
My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'
'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's an old girlfriend. I understand she
took to drinking right
after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she
hasn't been sober since.'
'My God!' says my wife, 'who would think a person could go on
celebrating that long?'
And then the fight started...
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I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and
slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you just get
soooo stressed and little things just seem funny?
Yeah, well I couldn't believe it... he was a DWARF!!!
He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT
HAPPY!'
So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'
And then the fight started...
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james_suffolk1
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Registered: 1st Mar 08
Location: NUNEATON CV10
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LMAO LOL
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daymoon
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Registered: 1st Aug 08
Location: Selby, North Yorkshire
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haha that a good one!
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nathy_87
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Registered: 14th Aug 08
Location: West Mids. Drives: Škoda Fabia VRS 5J
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Crap! heard it before just said differently,
Summary: bloke says bad things to wife they start fighting, at the end he smashes into the back end of a car his a dwarf he says his not happy and asks which one is he then, equals a fight.
The End.
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Fonz
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Location: Newbury, Berks
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