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A married couple were on holiday in Jamaica.

They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they passed a small Sandal shop.

From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent say,

'You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop.'

So the married couple walked in. The Jamaican said to them, 'I have some special sandals I tink you would be interested in. Dey makes you wild at sex.'

Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the Sex God that he was. The husband asked the man,
'How could sandals make you a sex freak?'

The Jamaican replied, 'Just try dem on, Mon.' Well, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in and tried them on.

As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes, something his wife hadn't seen before!! In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him over the table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican's thighs.
The Jamaican began screaming:


'You got dem on de wrong feet"
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This thread needs moderating to insert a joke tbh.
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quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
This thread needs moderating to insert a joke tbh.

Better than the original joke by far *high five cosmo*
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quote:
Originally posted by loafofbrett
quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
This thread needs moderating to insert a joke tbh.

Better than the original joke by far *high five cosmo*


Original joke?
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There was no"original joke"
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quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
This thread needs moderating to insert a joke tbh.


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brilliant. i've had a shit afternoon and thats just cheered me right up........Cosmo i mean, not you fonzerator.
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quote:
Originally posted by C2RL R
fonzerator.


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theres a joke?
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quote:
Originally posted by Kurt
theres a joke?


Well, you've entered the thread.... so yes.
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buy my corsa funk face
All Torque
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£600?
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throw in a handjob and we have a deal
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Kurt I'd give a handjob for air-miles
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Racist IMO
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Nice one Cosmo
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Ive heard Jim Davidson tell that one
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