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STEvieXE
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Registered: 21st Jan 03
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16th Nov 08 at 15:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

send him to the boss for the p45
corsasriboy
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Registered: 23rd Mar 07
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16th Nov 08 at 16:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

we always put some water or something in a cup and get the apprentices all dressed up in safety gear and tell them that it is highly explosive "k9p" (canine pee - dog piss), and just get the to walk from one side of the workshop to another really carefully, should see some of their worried little faces. or get them to warm up the glue sticks in there hands before they put them in the hot glue gun.
sand-eel
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16th Nov 08 at 17:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by STEvieXE
send him to the boss for the p45


thats the best so far
" hi em iam looking for a p45"
sam-smith
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16th Nov 08 at 17:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

if its a car garage send him to parts for a water pump for a vw beetle
sand-eel
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16th Nov 08 at 17:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by sam-smith
if its a car garage send him to parts for a water pump for a vw beetle


but then they will just give him the new shape one
chrex
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16th Nov 08 at 17:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by STEvieXE
send him to the boss for the p45


thats a great one!
grogan
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16th Nov 08 at 18:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

if you work in a garage ask the youngin to go next door or wherever to the closest garage and ask for some sanitry towels to mop up an oil leak

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