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nathy_87
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31st Oct 08 at 14:30   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Got these sent by a friend.

Just Painted my wellies silver & put them outside for Tonight. The little shits won't knock if they think Gary Glitter lives here.



My daughter had a charades party for her birthday. After my turn i was beaten up by the dads. It would seem that holding my todger and wanking furiously while staring at my daughter's friends is not the best way to do Gary Glitter



[Edited on 31-10-2008 by 5dr corsa-3dr_polo]
Russ
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31st Oct 08 at 14:52   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
man walks into a room. Picks a hot female, and says 'wanna go out for drinks' the female replies, 'lol my names clive' ...

[Edited on 31-10-2008 by Russ]
James
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pwned
gianluigi
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quote:
Originally posted by Russ
man walks into a room. Picks a hot female, and says 'wanna go out for drinks' the female replies, 'lol my names clive' ...

[Edited on 31-10-2008 by Russ]


much better
Aaron
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31st Oct 08 at 14:58   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Heres a great joke:

Mobby.
nathy_87
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quote:
Originally posted by Russ
man walks into a room. Picks a hot female, and says 'wanna go out for drinks' the female replies, 'lol my names clive' ...

[Edited on 31-10-2008 by Russ]


dickhead
nathy_87
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31st Oct 08 at 15:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Aaron
Heres a great joke:

Mobby.


gianluigi
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nathy your such a weirdo. u call russ a dickhead for making a joke u fully deserve, yet you laugh at mobby and he's done nothing to you???
Russ
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31st Oct 08 at 16:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i was thinking this

hypocritical if you laugh at others and cry when people rip piss out of you
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if you cant laugh at yourself who can you laugh at
C2RL R
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Nathy
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1st Nov 08 at 14:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Russ
i was thinking this

hypocritical if you laugh at others and cry when people rip piss out of you
Next thing he'll be swapping his eyes and styling his hair with a hand grenade.
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1st Nov 08 at 14:46   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
LMAO Ash

 
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