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SteveW
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31st Oct 08 at 13:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
does anyone have the link to the thread about the bloke who recalled his first time using anal beads on some girl.

pulling them out like he was trying to start a lawnmower
made me laff


[Edited on 31-10-2008 by SteveW]
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I deleted it out of my sent items but it was from some american paper wasn't it?
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31st Oct 08 at 13:48   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
no but it sounds funny

Drives supercharged Tec with torque
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Yeah i remember that, he fed them in slowly but yanked them out and well the girlfriend wasnt happy
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want to send it round the office..

only cos last year for secret santa i bought one of the guys some dual anal beads...
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Hammer
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'i gave the string a tug like i was rip starting a lawnmower'

Gets me every time
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FLOL

Drives supercharged Tec with torque
SteveW
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fantastic... cheers

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quote:
Originally posted by Hammer
'i gave the string a tug like i was rip starting a lawnmower'

Gets me every time


how dare the girl get angry....the writer should have been angry at her for not making some kind of lawnmower/chainsaw/power tool noise

[Edited on 31-10-2008 by Planty02]
SteveW
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i can just see him putting one foot on her bum cheek and pulling with full force
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quote:
Originally posted by Hammer
'i gave the string a tug like i was rip starting a lawnmower'

Gets me every time
me too
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ahahaha!!
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quote:
Originally posted by Planty02
quote:
Originally posted by Hammer
'i gave the string a tug like i was rip starting a lawnmower'

Gets me every time


how dare the girl get angry....the writer should have been angry at her for not making some kind of lawnmower/chainsaw/power tool noise

[Edited on 31-10-2008 by Planty02]



She did, Sounded more like AAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH, not chug chug chug chug chug chug chug
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Hhahahah That is quality!
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"Monty"
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quote:
Originally posted by SteveW
i can just see him putting one foot on her bum cheek and pulling with full force


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quote:
Originally posted by gavin18787
FLOL


i fell off my chair
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rofl

 
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