Colin
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Registered: 4th Apr 02
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We could all use a little financial advice during these difficult economic times!
If you had purchased £1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth £49.00.
With Enron, you would have £16.50 left of the original £1000.
With WorldCom, you would have less than £5.00 left.
If you had purchased £1000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have £49.00 left.
If you had purchased United Airlines, you would have nothing left.
But, if you had purchased £1000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling refund you would have £214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle
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stubbsy05
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Registered: 23rd Oct 02
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Imagine your on the televison Program 'Countdown'.
'TOPSER'
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Jas
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Registered: 13th Oct 04
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Good joke Alex 
But yeah It was me that posted it a while back after I saw it in the sun..
Alchy's FTW colin 
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stubbsy05
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Registered: 23rd Oct 02
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Originally posted by Jas
Good joke Alex
Lame even for a monday morning! Sometimes I do surpirse myself!
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_Allan_
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Registered: 24th Mar 04
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quote:
Originally posted by Alex.S
Imagine your on the televison Program 'Countdown'.
'TOPSER'
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Russ
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Registered: 14th Mar 04
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quote:
Originally posted by _Allan_
quote:
Originally posted by Alex.S
Imagine your on the televison Program 'Countdown'.
'TOPSER'
the sad thing is it took me a while to work out he wasnt trying to call colin a tosser 
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