Corsa_Quadz
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f you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?
Can you cry under water?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... But it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to?
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change?
They're going to see you naked anyway.
Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?
Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money?
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, 'It's all right?' Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, 'That really hurt, why don't you watch where you're going?'
In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons are suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you
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ed
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I never have those thoughts running through my head frequently.
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J da Silva
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Regarding the 'sleeping like a baby' line Babies only wake every two hours if they are mal-nurished, newborn and deendant on food every 2-4hours or their parents aren't doing something right in the daytime, meaning the effects are then felt in their sleep.
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Corsa_Quadz
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quote:
Originally posted by ed
I never have those thoughts running through my head frequently.
thankyou for sharing that
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fazza
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several of them dan. glad not just me haha
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Corsa_Quadz
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haha geddon shauno! Im so fuckin bored at work! its only 10 lol
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jpearce
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im surprised yo aint readin bout tupac quads lol
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Mein Herr
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quote:
Originally posted by J da Silva
Regarding the 'sleeping like a baby' line Babies only wake every two hours if they are mal-nurished, newborn and deendant on food every 2-4hours or their parents aren't doing something right in the daytime, meaning the effects are then felt in their sleep.
Indeed.
My daughter slept through the night from about 2 months old.
The health visitor actually recommended waking her up for a feed in the night.
She takes after her dad.
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Toby
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why did kamikaze pilots wear crash helmets?
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liamC
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Originally posted by Corsa_Quadz
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
Manufacturing costs would be a lot more if boxes were round
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Corsa_Quadz
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Originally posted by jpearce
im surprised yo aint readin bout tupac quads lol
i no everythin i need to know lol, mind you i havent read up on "Pearces guide to Saracasm!"....22222 hahahaha
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John
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Babies only sleep for a couple of hours at a time because that's the way our bodies are made, sleeping only at night isn't natural.
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jpearce
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cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunt lol
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