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Author Dog Poo
Kurt
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Registered: 23rd Oct 05
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14th Oct 08 at 21:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Is the singlemost horriblest thing in the world!

We park down the road from work on a farm thats rented by the company and every morning on the drive in to the farm you have to dodge 2-3 dogs that the farm owners let roam about..

Picture this if you will.. after a long day a work.. our tired worker manages to get a lift back to his car.. bit of banter on the ride up.. he gets out and into his own car.. headlights on, wipers on, he begins to drive out... oh theres a car coming in.. reverses back to allow it past..

He gets to the end of the road about to join the main road.. looks right.. clear... pulls out... wtf is that smell... looks down.. dog poo all over the pedals

The smell was horrible... I almost vomitted all over my steering wheel and windscreen.. I had to drive 6 miles home in the rain with the window down so as not to be sick..
Stand still traffic was intresting.. balancing the throttle and clutch trying not to smudge it further over my pedals and mats.

Needless to say the first thing i did when i stepped out of my car was a thorough swipe on the kerb and pavement..

Dirty bastard dog.. i may not dodge it all tomorrow
Theham85
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Registered: 29th Nov 06
Location: Brisbane Queensland
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14th Oct 08 at 21:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Funny story, one of my mates stood in some once tried to get it off his feet so started swinging his foot about to shake it off. Unfortunately for him it did come rather quickly, went flying up in the air and landed on his shoulder
John
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14th Oct 08 at 21:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Why did you not stop when you noticed it and get out to clean it?
Kurt
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14th Oct 08 at 21:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
There wasnt really anywhere safe to stop
l15ter
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Registered: 1st Feb 08
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14th Oct 08 at 21:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
my mum crashed in to the back of and alfa cause of dog shit on her shoe lol, foot just slipped off the brake pedal, fiat seitento was fine and no mark, alfa 156 needed new back bumper lol
Tiger
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Registered: 12th Jun 01
Location: Leicestershire Drives:Astra VXR
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14th Oct 08 at 21:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Dont break the skin on the yellow ones!!!
C2RL R
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Registered: 28th Mar 02
Location: Redcliffe, QLD
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14th Oct 08 at 21:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
When i was lookin after my mates dog a couple years back i noticed a smell go the front room. I assumed it was a fart as he'd been at it all night. Turns out he brought a plant pot in from outside that for some reason was loaded with dog shit. It was all over the place. Dirty fucker. Makes me feel ill thinkin bout it so i sympathise with you on that one.
Jas
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Registered: 13th Oct 04
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14th Oct 08 at 22:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Tiger
Dont break the skin on the yellow ones!!!



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col
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14th Oct 08 at 22:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Tiger
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