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Theham85
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Registered: 29th Nov 06
Location: Brisbane Queensland
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14th Oct 08 at 11:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Please can anyone help. 18 months ago I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from

Drinking Mates 4.2, which I had used for years without any trouble.



However, there are apparently conflicts between

these two products and the only solution was to try

and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.



To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is

incompatible with several other applications, such

as LadsNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9.

Successive versions of GirlFriend proved no better.



I tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had

many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me

to shut down completely for several weeks.



Eventually, I tried to run GirlFriend 1.2 and

Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover

that when these two systems detected each other they

caused severe damage to my hardware.



I eventually upgraded to Fiancée 1.0, only to discover that this product

soon had to be upgraded

further to Wife 1.0.



While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available

resources, it does come bundled with FreeSexPlus and

Cleanhouse2004. Shortly after this upgrade, however,

I found that Wife 1.0 could be very unstable and

costly to run.



Any mistakes I made were automatically stored in

Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They

then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten

about them. Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary,

Explorer and E-mail filter, and can, without

warning, launch TurboStrop and Whinge. These latter

products have no Help files, and I have to try to

guess what the problem is.



Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly,

requiring ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express which needs to

be reinstalled every other week. Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my

Saab 93 Convertible hard drive, it often crashes.



Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called

MotherI-n-Law, which can't be turned off.



Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2005, but there could be

problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0

detects Mistress 2005, it tends to delete all of your money before uninstalling itself

Russ
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14th Oct 08 at 11:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

the release went Gold in 1999 Ham, sorry.
Theham85
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14th Oct 08 at 11:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Russ
the release went Gold in 1999 Ham, sorry.


Graham88
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14th Oct 08 at 11:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

CorsAsh
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14th Oct 08 at 11:30   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I was happy to read it again

It's like when you don't hear a song for ages and then it's played on the radio again.
Hammer
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14th Oct 08 at 11:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Old but a classic
MJFF88
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14th Oct 08 at 12:02   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

You guys are on form today
J da Silva
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14th Oct 08 at 12:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Old, but it dragged on a little and after the first paragraph became alllll toooo predictaaaable.
CorsAsh
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14th Oct 08 at 13:54   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Otherwise know as "The Paul_J Effect"
dannymccann
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14th Oct 08 at 14:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Ive not seen that before, could do with being shorter though
Theham85
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14th Oct 08 at 15:05   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Its still pretty funny though

 
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