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Author A Geordie haircut.
Welsh Dan
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10th Oct 08 at 19:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Woman goes into a Newcastle hairdressers and says "I want you to give me a perm".





















"Alreet pet," says the hairdresser. "I wandad lowenly as a clood....."
Ben G
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Nick-S
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MJFF88
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JM Curdy
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10th Oct 08 at 19:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i dont get it
Seany
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10th Oct 08 at 19:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
took me a while but i got it
Jules
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10th Oct 08 at 20:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Key:

Perm = Poem
Wandad = Wandered
Lowenly = Lonely
Clood = Cloud
Hammer
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10th Oct 08 at 20:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
That ranks up there with the worst jokes i've ever heard/seen/read/touched/spat on/fornicated.

For the record.
Jules
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Touch of mild racism in there though Hammertime? Does that not save it even a little bit?
Hammer
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10th Oct 08 at 20:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Possibly, i hadn't built that into my thinking previously.

Ok it ranks just above 'knock, knock' jokes and maybe evem 'why did the chicken cross the road' one's.
Corsa Sport Gav
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10th Oct 08 at 23:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
im from newcaslte and i didnt even get it, thats how bad it was...
bigdan
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11th Oct 08 at 00:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
that was shit
Jas
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11th Oct 08 at 10:04   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Corsa Sport Gav
im from newcaslte and i didnt even get it, thats how bad it was...
Tom
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11th Oct 08 at 10:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Poor effort.
Hammer
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11th Oct 08 at 11:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Corsa Sport Gav
im from newcaslte and i didnt even get it, thats how bad it was...


Linch
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11th Oct 08 at 11:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
same I didn't get that at all.
sand-eel
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11th Oct 08 at 11:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
shit
_Allan_
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11th Oct 08 at 12:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Jules
Key:

Perm = Poem
Wandad = Wandered
Lowenly = Lonely
Clood = Cloud


Jules has the key, but I smiled anyway
Smiffie
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11th Oct 08 at 14:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i chuckled
Carl
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11th Oct 08 at 16:04   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
perm meaning poem sounds more like Mark Lawro than a geordie.
mattyross
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11th Oct 08 at 23:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
witty. i like it

 
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