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Hammer
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Breaking News - Japan Credit Crunch

Following the huge financial problems rocking the very foundations of the U.S. economy and the run on Northern Rock and Bradford & Bingley in the UK, and the spectacular failures of Fortis and Hypo in Europe, uncertainty has now hit Japan hard.
In the last 7 days Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.

Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song, while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived.

While Samurai Bank is soldiering on following sharp cutbacks, Ninja Bank is reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black.

Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared that staff may get a raw deal...
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FAIL.
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thats good
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they have so many banks.
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I tried to withdraw all my funds from the ninja bank before they went under, couldn't find the branch though.
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Hardly a, 'SUPPLIES'
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Oh dear.
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littleblackkidsayingthatsracist.gif but i lol'd
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i laughed.

good effort
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littleblackkidsayingthatsracist.gif but i lol'd


This one?



Seen one little black kid .gif...........
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I fucking love tipexing.
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[Edited on 02-10-2008 by mattfiesta]
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[Edited on 02-10-2008 by mattfiesta]

 
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