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SteveW
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16th Sep 08 at 13:58   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

at work we had some un-named toilet paper turn up.. its tubbish
i dont know who ordered it but i bet they didnt realise the damn stuff is waterproof..!

you cant flush it in one go.. gotta be 3-4 flushes before it goes anywhere its horrible
So people that share the building downstairs have a nasty poo, wipe then flush once.. so you come in and the toilet is full of brown tissue paper



MING !!!

sorry but really pissed off that the company below us are fuckin cavemen !


Thankyou CorsaSport for allowing me to vent my frustrations

[Edited on 16-09-2008 by SteveW]
JM Curdy
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16th Sep 08 at 14:00   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

corsasport - allowing stevew to vent his frustrations since 2002

[Edited on 16-09-2008 by JM Curdy]
C2RL R
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16th Sep 08 at 14:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i hate having a shit at work. people who work here dont even bother flushing half the time. that and the competitions they have for who can smear the biggest bogie on the wall make it very unpleasant. i always try to go straight after the cleaner has finished in there as they shitters are "at their best". still fucking rank though.
deano87
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16th Sep 08 at 14:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I was tasked with getting the kitchen roll at Sainsbury's. I their standard brand and their Basics brand which works out just as good value for money, so picked it up.

Got home, turns out it was the Basics Toilet Roll instead (identical packaging, loo roll was put in the wrong place by another customer).

I tell you what, that is a real false economy.
1) Rolls are tiny, as are the sheets.
2) Soft to touch but rough on the bum.
3) It isn't waterproof, your hand goes straight through if it's a curry poo

Andrex all the way tbh.
ed
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16th Sep 08 at 14:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Don't poop in work
dannymccann
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16th Sep 08 at 14:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Fucking love shitting at work, getting paid by the minute to screw them out
Fro
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16th Sep 08 at 14:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by dannymccann
Fucking love shitting at work, getting paid by the minute to screw them out


you know it!
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16th Sep 08 at 14:30   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

at this thread.

Tiesto
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16th Sep 08 at 14:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

We have cheap shite, which is like sand paper
Daniel_Corsa
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16th Sep 08 at 14:45   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by ed
Don't poop in work


Gotta get paid for taking poo's


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SteveW
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16th Sep 08 at 15:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Daniel_Corsa
quote:
Originally posted by ed
Don't poop in work


Gotta get paid for taking poo's


its what extends my lunchbreak by 15mins.. SUPER WORK POO !!
Nath
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16th Sep 08 at 15:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by dannymccann
Fucking love shitting at work, getting paid by the minute to screw them out


FLOL
Robbo
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16th Sep 08 at 15:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by dannymccann
Fucking love shitting at work, getting paid by the minute to screw them out
Ditto + we have individual toilets that are actually pleasant (ish) to use!
chloe16v
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16th Sep 08 at 20:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

u are all mingin
Colin
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16th Sep 08 at 21:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I love your rants about work steve, your such a girlie blouse


djedstar
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17th Sep 08 at 20:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

best thing to do is have youre dinner hour then clock back in and take a shit i do it all the time lol
ed
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17th Sep 08 at 20:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by SteveW
quote:
Originally posted by Daniel_Corsa
quote:
Originally posted by ed
Don't poop in work


Gotta get paid for taking poo's


its what extends my lunchbreak by 15mins.. SUPER WORK POO !!

Hehe, super work poop
Seany
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17th Sep 08 at 21:05   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

always poo in working time never on breaks.
sit and play monopoly on my phone while doing the 'do' and getting paid for it.
corsadave1
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17th Sep 08 at 21:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

its got to be done getting paid for doing nothin for 15 minutes plus i can slip a cig break in to
mattk
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17th Sep 08 at 22:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I wish I had a toilet at work!

 
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