Twiggy
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Registered: 15th Oct 04
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I used to date a Siamese twin, but after a while I started fucking her sister behind her back.
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Twiggy
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theres a little girl and her mum. they are walking in the park one day and see 2 teenagers having sex. so the daughter asks, "mummy wat are they doing?"
the mum replies by saying they are making cakes. the next day they see people doing it on tv and the daughter asks the same question. her mum gave her the same answer.
on the third day, the girl goes to the kitchen and says to her mum, "mum were u and daddy making cakes in the lounge?"
the mum says, "yes, why?"
the girl says, "cause i licked all the icing of the table"
[Edited on 06-09-2008 by Twiggy]
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mike1987
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Registered: 12th Aug 08
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two gays living together one off them dies, they take the dead body to the crematoriam. the gay partner says to manager off the crematoriam dont do anything to him.
I wanna make him into a curry and watch him dribble out off my ass 1 last time.
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Cypriot_Sri_Geeza
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Registered: 9th Jun 08
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quote:
Originally posted by Twiggy
theres a little girl and her mum. they are walking in the park one day and see 2 teenagers having sex. so the daughter asks, "mummy wat are they doing?"
the mum replies by saying they are making cakes. the next day they see people doing it on tv and the daughter asks the same question. her mum gave her the same answer.
on the third day, the girl goes to the kitchen and says to her mum, "mum were u and daddy making cakes in the lounge?"
the mum says, "yes, why?"
the girl says, "cause i licked all the icing of the table"
[Edited on 06-09-2008 by Twiggy]
thats just WRONG man  !!!
[Edited on 07-09-2008 by Cypriot_Sri_Geeza]
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m1ke
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Registered: 9th Sep 05
Location: Tewkesbury
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I used to hate weddings, all the old dears would poke me and say "your next" . they soon stopped that s**t when i started doing the same to them at funerals.
A blonde goes into pc world looking for curtains for her pc, the assistant says you dont need curtains for a computer! blonde says "hello ive got fooking windows"
josef fritzel ltd:
cellar conversion and sound proofing specialist,
and family business established 25years.
an old austrain proverb- women are like a good wine best left to mature in a cellar
A nun is sitting on a train opposite a skinhead who is eating a bag of prawns. everytime he eats one he spits the head at her and she throws it out the window, eventually she gets pissed off and pulls the emergancy cord. the skinhead looks at her and says "you'll get fined £50 for that you stupid s**t" and laughs . she laughs back and says, "when i cry rape and they smell your fingers you'll get 10years you bald b*****d
did you hear about the lights being to bright at the olympics .......
thats why the crowd were all squinting. 
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