Lee Wilson
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Registered: 20th Feb 06
Location: Fareham, Hants Drives: XE Corsa
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Some awsome suggestions in here 
I didnt manage to get a fish. I have however:
Stuck labels everywhere
Hidden the tea bags and sugar
Sticky Key'd everyones computer
Changed some Cables around on phones/keyboards/mice/monitors
Set recordings for porn/chat channels and 10 minuite previws on the Sky+
Got a few other things in mind. 
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CorsAsh
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Registered: 19th Apr 02
Location: Munich
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Cover yourself in Post-Its, then run through the office declaring yourself to be Post-It-Man.
Refuse to acknowledge anybody else unless they call you Post-It-Man and keep it up when answering the phones etc.
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Lee Wilson
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Registered: 20th Feb 06
Location: Fareham, Hants Drives: XE Corsa
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we just made me post-it man. Covered shirt and trousers in post-its and then had post-it's for eyes nose mouth and beard
Got in trouble  
I'd love to cling film the bogs but the toilets are used by the whole building and theres 9 floors
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chloe16v
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Registered: 29th Nov 07
Location: Rotherham
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quote:
Originally posted by Lee Wilson
I'd love to cling film the bogs but the toilets are used by the whole building and theres 9 floors
even better
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Kyle T
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Registered: 11th Sep 04
Location: Selby, North Yorkshire
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Plant cress in somebodies/everybodies keyboards
Lotus Elise 111R
Impreza WRX STi
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Nath
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: MK
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Plant a bomb
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little_duke
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Registered: 21st Aug 06
Location: Tamworth,staffordshire Drives: rover coupe
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jakey
think dougs right here you gotta be careful cause the manage may be a future reference
if he thinks its funny then dont worry
lax in the coffee and clingfilm on the toilet is good
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--DAN--
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Registered: 3rd Feb 03
Location: Bottesford. Drives;3 Series
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quote:
Originally posted by Lee Wilson
Never thought of fish.
I'll be able to thread it through the cd rom drive bit and then put the little cover back on. Thier never find it
We did this, a mate at work was off for a week so on the first day of his holiday we took the hinges off his locker and filled his workboots with kippers and mackeral. To cut a long story short he got ill on his week off and didn't come back for 3 weeks, we forgot about the fish, there were maggots, he wasn't happy.
[Edited on 05-09-2008 by --DAN--]
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Theham85
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Registered: 29th Nov 06
Location: Brisbane Queensland
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quote:
Originally posted by Nath
Plant a tree
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Lee Wilson
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Registered: 20th Feb 06
Location: Fareham, Hants Drives: XE Corsa
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My manager loves it
My supervisor however is a power hungry tit. Oh well, carry on.
I think I'll pass on messing with power cables/plugs . Don't want to kill everyone
I wish I had got some laxoturd TBH. Really need a kipper or something. There's some excellent comments. I need to improvise with what I've got in the office now though.
I've filled the intranets "current issues" and "calender" with jokes
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