Russ
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Hi everyone
Today's word is Bestiality
It is a noun, its meaning is, for a human to have sexual intercourse with an animal.
In a Sentence for Joe, starring Cosmo's evil twin as he is out the country, tomtom and the birthday boy.
It would have been a horrific moment for you and I, 3 men in a room, with a pig. Craig was playing "We've Got All The Time In The World" by Louis Armstrong on his harmonica. While Robbo clapped in perfect time to the sound of tomtoms ball sack... as it slapped time and time again off the pigs belly. Bestiality was tomtoms 2nd favourite pastime after peeling the skin off Southern Fried Chicken, filling it with bull semen and freezing it for his pudding. Russ entered and couldn't believe that tomtoms ball sack was long enough to actually slap the pigs belly on the inward thrusts. Russ was carrying a cake for Robbo. He placed it down in front of him and Robbo blew out the candles and made a wish. With an almighty bang the cake exploded and all that stood in its place was Louise. Robbo looked really pissed off, Louise was wearing his birthday suit.. the bitch.
Happy Birthday mate  
Dissident Micturate Debilitate Importune Traduce Apathetic Torpid Tardy Proletariat Troglodyte Unprepossessing self-aggrandisement Languorous pulchritudinous
[Edited on 27-08-2008 by Russ]
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Robbo
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w00p w00p
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Tommy L
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FLOL
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Ellis
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Haha
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morpheus22
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Beastiality
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Liam
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lmao
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Russ
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quote: Originally posted by morpheus22
Beastiality
fail.
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Tom
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FPMSL best one so farr 
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sorry
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