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Scotty C
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22nd Aug 08 at 11:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Gary Glitter has just attempted suicide by jumping into the sea

However, coastguards managed to find him bobbing up & down on a small bouy.
All Torque
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22nd Aug 08 at 11:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I laughed
Scotty C
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22nd Aug 08 at 11:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
You're not the only one
Cosmo
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22nd Aug 08 at 11:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
So not only does he fuck kids but he abuses floatation devices - the sick fuck
nova_gteuk
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22nd Aug 08 at 11:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Fail!

Got my hopes up then.
vcorsasport1.6
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22nd Aug 08 at 11:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
So not only does he fuck kids but he abuses floatation devices - the sick fuck


pmsl!! that reply was better than the joke!
Scotty C
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22nd Aug 08 at 11:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Even better one -

Little Johnny walks into his parents bedroom and see's his Dad giving his Mom one, his dad just laughs, throws a pillow at him and shouts ''GET OUT''!

A little while later Johny's Dad hears a commotion coming from Johnny's room, he rushes in and is horrified to see Johnny shagging his Gran - Johnny just looks at him and says ''not so fucking funny when it's your Mom is it?'
Cosmo
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22nd Aug 08 at 11:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Thats Americans for you.
Scotty C
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22nd Aug 08 at 11:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Whats it take to make you laugh
J da Silva
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22nd Aug 08 at 11:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Liverpool winning.
Cosmo
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22nd Aug 08 at 11:37   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Monster
Whats it take to make you laugh


Your face.





TeeHeeHee - Im like a 5yrs old.









// Looks around for Gary Glitter and his gang.
RyanSxi
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22nd Aug 08 at 11:37   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by J da Silva
Liverpool winning.


The thought makes me laugh
Cosmo
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22nd Aug 08 at 11:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by RyanSxi
quote:
Originally posted by J da Silva
Liverpool winning.


The thought makes me laugh


With fear.
RyanSxi
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22nd Aug 08 at 11:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
The thought makes me laugh


With fear.


Is laughing with fear possible?
J da Silva
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22nd Aug 08 at 11:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
TBH I'm just being childish. *Gets picked up by Glitty and his gang and has sphincter ruptured*.
james_suffolk1
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22nd Aug 08 at 11:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
lol

didnt get it at first went on to the bbc then i got it lol
Cosmo
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22nd Aug 08 at 11:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by RyanSxi
Is laughing with fear possible?


Yeah, like nervous fear.
nathy_87
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22nd Aug 08 at 13:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
so cruel, but yet so funny

 
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