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james_suffolk1
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   5th Aug 08 at 20:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
65p a litre

http://www.petroldirect.com/

lol

[Edited on 05-08-2008 by james_suffolk1]

[Edited on 05-08-2008 by Ian]
Jakey
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5th Aug 08 at 20:04   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:

Ordering from us is safe and easy! Just enter the desired quantity of the fuel you need, and we'll package it up and send it to you in the post, first class, delivered straight through your letterbox. No hassle. No worries.



Riiiight.
Ste L
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5th Aug 08 at 20:04   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:

Legal Information
We do not endorse any attempt to circumvent fuel duty. Petrol and other fuels are dangerous and should be handled only with the appropriate equipment and should not be sent through the post.

We do not actually hold any trademarks. This is a parody site, not an actual trading corporation and as such any similarities in names and trademarks are covered by "fair use" provisions of intellectual property laws. Vin Diesel is a very entertaining actor, not a biofuel. There actually is company called Petrel Resources plc which is in no way related to our so-called biofuel. We are also not related to PetroDirect, a US company.

Copyright
Almost all images are © Jupiterimages Corporation / Clipart.com 2005-2007 and are used under licence. Text is © Conrad Longmore of Dynamoo.com 2005-2007.





so people have ordered of them yes???

[Edited on 05-08-2008 by Ste L]
james_suffolk1
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5th Aug 08 at 20:05   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
lol
Jakey
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5th Aug 08 at 20:07   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
http://www.petroldirect.com/order.htm

Sells 'Vin Diesel' and 'Perfuel'

Not such things.

You sir, are a bellend.

[Edited on 05-08-2008 by Jakey]
jockey007
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5th Aug 08 at 20:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
some people lol
Corsa_Scotty
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5th Aug 08 at 20:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Do you need to shout?
Kurt
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5th Aug 08 at 20:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
http://www.petroldirect.com/specialist-fuels.htm
james_suffolk1
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5th Aug 08 at 20:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
lol
CorsAsh
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5th Aug 08 at 21:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I expected this thread to be about his Caps Lock key.
swill_omnibus
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5th Aug 08 at 21:37   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Plutonium

Particularly useful for some models of DeLorean sports cars, we can souce Plutonium in both Pu-238 and Pu-239 isotopes (Pu-239 is limited to 9 kilograms per customer).


Do i smell *sniff sniff* B/S???

[Edited on 05-08-2008 by swill_omnibus]
Steve X16XE
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5th Aug 08 at 21:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Antimatter

Recent advances in particle research have made it possible to create antimatter on a commercial scale for the very first time.

Traditionally suited to deep range space craft, it is actually possible now to fit a compact matter-antimatter annihilation chamber into most larger cars and trucks. Typically, just a few grams of antimatter will be enough to power your car for life.

Our specialists will also arrange an engine conversion for you. Please contact us for a quotation.


Warp 6..... make it so
Tom B
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5th Aug 08 at 21:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
I expected this thread to be about his Caps Lock key.

Tom B
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5th Aug 08 at 21:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Perfuel™ (biofuel)
@£300/15ml
Balling
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6th Aug 08 at 11:31   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:

Just in case you are an American, or possibly drive a car made by Suzuki (except for the new snazzy new Swift), we will spell the purpose of Petrol Direct out to you in simple terms. This is a spoof. A parody. We do not sell petrol or any other fuels, and certainly not plutonium or antimatter. Sorry.


"Texted for the americanly impared!"
flybikeslee
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6th Aug 08 at 17:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Corsa_Scotty
Do you need to shout?


mart08uk
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8th Aug 08 at 11:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
lol

 
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