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antmashed
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just dont cut your finger off!!

or thumb in my case
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fingers bleed like hell
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my friends brother once came home from an evening drinking fine ales and decided the best way to take off his prada trainers was to use a stanley knife to rip the laces off and simply lift out of them.
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Yellow plimsoles FTW
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quote:
Originally posted by Tom
Skinhead FTW





Indeed

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Ive nearly cut my thumb off twice with Stanley knives in the last 6 months
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quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
Ive nearly cut my thumb off twice with Stanley knives in the last 6 months


Cutting up all that cocain eh
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quote:
Originally posted by Tom
quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
Ive nearly cut my thumb off twice with Stanley knives in the last 6 months


Cutting up all that cocain eh


No I have people for that - less chance of getting caught if I dont handle the goods
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lol worst one is when your trying to trim/shave a number plate and you end up imbeding the blade in your hand.....
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I super glued someones hand to a work surface at work once...then proceeded to look for pictures of his girlfriend on his phone.

As I wouldnt pass him the Acetone he grabbed the nearest stanley knife and cut his fingers free

Then he chased me with the knife for 5 minutes

[Edited on 16-07-2008 by Fad]
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Fadley Ninja

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quote:
Originally posted by Fad
I super glued someones hand to a work surface at work once...then proceeded to look for pictures of his girlfriend on his phone.

As I wouldnt pass him the Acetone he grabbed the nearest stanley knife and cut his fingers free

Then he chased me with the knife for 5 minutes

[Edited on 16-07-2008 by Fad]


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quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
Ive nearly cut my thumb off twice with Stanley knives in the last 6 months


I thought Scousers were experts with Stanleys Knifes
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quote:
Originally posted by Danny P
quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
Ive nearly cut my thumb off twice with Stanley knives in the last 6 months


I thought Scousers were experts with Stanleys Knifes


Only when cutting southeners up.

When using them for work, such as cutting carpets up, we are a bit wet around the ears.
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quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
Only when cutting southeners up.

When using them for work, such as cutting carpets up, we are a bit wet around the ears.

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I dropped a carving knife in the kitchen of the restaurant I used to run but went to catch it and the blade when straight across the fingers on my right hand; I had at least 3 stitches in each finger; with 6 stitches in my middle finger. I've still got no feeling in my middle finger.

With a carving knife being serated it made a right mess but I was to and from A&E within 2hours and carried on working - didn't hurt at first but foOKing killed when the adrenaline ran out
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ant!
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pics?
antmashed
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didnt get pics at the time i asked the nurse but she didnt have a camera lol

but u will se my derranged thumb where two halves havnt joint properly
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quote:
Originally posted by Marc
quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
Only when cutting southeners up.

When using them for work, such as cutting carpets up, we are a bit wet around the ears.



Read the rest of that sentence and you'll see it was infact confirming what you were thinking!
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let me get this right, your entire thumb came off?
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quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
Ive nearly cut my thumb off twice with Stanley knives in the last 6 months


dont juggle them then
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At least your penis and ego are still intact

 
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