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Darkside-Dee
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11th Jul 08 at 16:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
shes gets emails off her friend from work and always forwards them to me. usually they are sh*t but i found some of these jokes ammusing!.

2 Men in a pub and one is riding a Bucking Bronco Machine. He lasts over 10 minutes.
'Crikey mate, that was impressive!'
'I get lots of practice' Replied the other guy. 'My Wifes epileptic'

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Zebo, a half blind five year old south african orphan, has to ride 7 miles a day to school with only one leg on a bicycle with buckled wheels and no brakes. Give just small donation of 2 dollars and we'll send you the video, it's fucking hilarious....

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I keep having my profile on that dating website 'Match.com' rejected.
One of the questions is, 'What do you want in a woman?'.
Apparently 'my cock' is not an acceptable answer.

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A suicide bomber runs into a pet shop and yells, 'you've all got one minute to get out!'
The tortoise at the back of the shop shouts, 'you cunt!'

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A man walks into a petrol station and says, 'can I please have a KitKat Chunky?'
The lady behind the till gets him a KitKat Chunky and brings it back to him.
'No,' says the man, 'I wanted a normal KitKat, you fat bitch.'


sorry for all the swearing.
willay
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11th Jul 08 at 16:22   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
post in off day next time mate.
Tom
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11th Jul 08 at 16:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Your momma
antmashed
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11th Jul 08 at 16:40   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Tom
Yer maw


Well said. Some made me giggle though
Matt H
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11th Jul 08 at 16:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Pics?
Jules
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11th Jul 08 at 18:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Your mum's friend has been to see Jimmy Carr then

 
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