Fonz
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Registered: 12th May 06
Location: Newbury, Berks
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A penis says to his balls
"right lads, get ready and i'll take you to a party"
the balls in unison reply
"you fukcing liar!"
explaining further
"you always go inside and leave us outside knocking"
paddy takes his new wife home on his wedding night. She lies on th ebed, spread eagled, naked and says "Paddy, you know what i want" winking,
Paddy replies
"yeah all the fucking bed by the looks of it!"
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dave17
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Registered: 3rd Sep 02
Location: Greater London
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deano87
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Registered: 21st Oct 06
Location: Bedfordshire Drives: Ford Fiesta
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quote:
Originally posted by Fonz
paddy takes his new wife home on his wedding night. She lies on th ebed, spread eagled, naked and says "Paddy, you know what i want" winking,
Paddy replies
"yeah all the fucking bed by the looks of it!"
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Graham88
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Registered: 16th Apr 07
Location: South East Kent Drives: E46 M3
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quote:
Originally posted by deano87
quote:
Originally posted by Fonz
paddy takes his new wife home on his wedding night. She lies on th ebed, spread eagled, naked and says "Paddy, you know what i want" winking,
Paddy replies
"yeah all the fucking bed by the looks of it!"
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Twiggy
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Registered: 15th Oct 04
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Scotty C
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Registered: 6th Nov 05
Location: Kidderminster Drives: 1.6 16v Sport
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1st one
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