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Paul_J
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9th Jun 08 at 00:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Just had the dullest 1 hr 30 mins of my life watching this shit film.

Not funny, Predictable, Slow moving crap.

I'd give it 3 out of 5 max.

Yet all the reviews say 5 / 5 and rave about it.

Anyone disagree with my judgement and can explain to me why it's that great?

[Edited on 09-06-2008 by Paul_J]
Robbo
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9th Jun 08 at 07:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

its ok, nothing special as you say. I saw it with this bird at the cinema when it came out. Just bought it on dvd for the missus so will see it again soon i guess
C2RL R
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9th Jun 08 at 07:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

didn't understand that either. i was expecting it to be brilliant and was disapointed.
Superlite Ltd.
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9th Jun 08 at 08:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

chick flick
Whittie
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9th Jun 08 at 08:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I didn't think it was that bad tbh
drunkenfool
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I woulda given it 5/5, the whole style of the film was really refreshing a just a bit different to the usual crap that hollywood churns out. Quite a happy, quirky, fee-good film which, although withoumt being a slapstick comedy, was also quite amusing. I liked it
Robbo
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i like the husbands guitars
loubielou
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9th Jun 08 at 09:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i thought it was pretty good, bit weird and wouldnt give it 5 stars but was ok
ShEp
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pish
Wrighty
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9th Jun 08 at 10:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

paul, is all you do fookin moan
Tommy L
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9th Jun 08 at 10:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I stopped watching it after 30 mins. Just found in very boring. Wasn't worth downloading tbh.
Nath
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9th Jun 08 at 11:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

The critics are idiots thats why. They'll back anything 'art house', regardless of if its wank. Pretentous 5 star films are always shit.
Carl
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9th Jun 08 at 19:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Nath
The critics are idiots thats why. They'll back anything 'art house', regardless of if its wank. Pretentous 5 star films are always shit.


agreed, I thought "This is England" was very average too.That got amazing reviews.
Robbo
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9th Jun 08 at 19:24   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Just cost me £14 :/
Joe
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9th Jun 08 at 19:37   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Its ok, worth watching I thought.
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Think its fucking hallarious
antscorsa
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9th Jun 08 at 20:05   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

very much over-rated just because its shot in an indie film kinda way!
disapointed and bored and i cant stand the girl in it
Demo
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9th Jun 08 at 20:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

my missus really enjoyed it which means its probably shite
LeeM
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10th Jun 08 at 22:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i considered buying juno today but instead bought eastern promise, the rise of the foot soldier, transformers and prison break series 3.
rise of the foot solider is fucking awesome!

[Edited on 10-06-2008 by lee_wee]
Iian
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10th Jun 08 at 22:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Saw it when it came out in the cinema, was alright - didnt appreciate it costing me like 7.90 though.

 
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