Colin
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Registered: 4th Apr 02
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Ok, I was visiting one of my mates ive not seen for a while today & got told a story/prank I thought id share.
We were watching the Switzerland Vs Czech Rebublic game, & he came out with this.............it had me in tears for about 10 minutes!! :
'Did you hear what those fuckers done to me the other week?
I got my credit card bill through & it had a couple transactions on it I didnt recognise. So I phoned my CC company to dispute the purchases & claim fraud. My cards were promptly cancelled & I was informed they would get back to me in due course.
About 5 days later I got home from work to be told the Police ha been round looking for me....& PC whitzisface had left number to call as soon as possible. I phoned & the officer said, theres been a complaint were following up & we need you to come into the station for questioning. Somewhat confused I went down as asked.
Upon entering the police station I was taken into an interview room & asked if I had made any 'online purhases' recently. Yes I replied, ive bought a few bits for my new house, & couple things on ebay.
Is that all replied the officer?
Upon which he reveiled a package which he declaired had been delivered to a neighbour over the street from me, I opened the envelope to find a Spnish porno dvd with an image of 4 spanish guys wanking eachother off on the cover.
I was like wtf  Yes the officer said, the house occupants 3yr old daughter found the dvd & opened it.............to the the surprise/shock of her parents.................who contacted the police!!!
THEN the oficer said & thats not all , & with that produced a parcel, this parcel was intercepted by ourselves from the post office after a collection notification was left in the same persons door.
Upon opening the parcel my friend finds a huge big red dildo
My friend then remembers my mates have all been calling him 'Big Red' all week
A few phone calls from my mate followed.......
Turns out my mate was in a bad way last weekend so a few buddehs borrowed his credit card & ordered a Gay dvd & a 12" red dildo to what they thought was his address then stuck the card back, well they got the number wrong & it went to a house over the road instead
Luckly the police found the funny side of it & let my mate away telling him to keep a tighter grip of his belongings in the future
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Nath
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Fucking hell
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Kurt
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Registered: 23rd Oct 05
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Epic Lolz!!
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Twiggy
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fpmsl!!!!!
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MikeE
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Location: Milton Keynes
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fpmsl
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Robbo
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lollerskates
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Graham88
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Matt H
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Amazing
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Colin
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Registered: 4th Apr 02
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Funny as fuck isnt it.
Mate gave him the £35 aswell saying 'it was worth every penny' after the police failed to return the goods!!
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dannymccann
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Fucking
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Rob E
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Registered: 1st Jan 06
Location: Madeley, Stafford....I want to live back in Wales!
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ace prankage
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Skylined
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Registered: 27th Sep 05
Location: Sideways, Surrey
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what were the police involved for?
surely it had his name on the parcels and they still opened it?
Not illegal to buy that stuff either
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Colin
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No idea I didnt ask questions....just laughed!!
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JonnyJ
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That story is full of LOL
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Reecemac
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Registered: 7th Jun 06
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Could you imagine that happening to you
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WATSON
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Location: Fife, Scotland
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PMSL
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Eck
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He should have pressed charges for the neighbours opening his mail  But LOL all the same!
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Tom
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
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that's quality. I need to do get some prankage on with the chaps !
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SVM 286
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Registered: 13th Feb 05
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Shitty thing to do.
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Tom
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quote:
Originally posted by SVM 286
Shitty thing to do.
Sense of humour 
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SVM 286
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Hi Tom 
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Tom
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Hi
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