Minty_Fresh
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Registered: 1st May 08
Location: westmidlands
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A father passing by his son's bedroom, was astonished to see the bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, 'Dad.' With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands.
'Dear, Dad. It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mum and you. I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of her, because of all her piercing's,tattoos, her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than I am.
But it's not only the passion, Dad. She's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't, really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it with the other people in the commune, for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.
In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it!
Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know your many grandchildren.
Love, your son, Joshua.
P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at
Jason's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than
the school report that's on the kitchen table. Call when it is safe for me to come home 
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danielleG
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Registered: 25th Jun 07
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hahahahahaha love it! wish i had thought of something like that when i was young
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dan-sport
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Registered: 9th Oct 07
Location: Bushbury, West Midlands
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hahaha this made me laugh
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John
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Registered: 30th Jun 03
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It's ancient but was posted on here a few days ago.
Have you not noticed loads of your stuff gets moved to off day?
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DannyB
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Registered: 6th Feb 08
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Off day mate.
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Mobby
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Registered: 31st Dec 07
Location: Leicestershire
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thats alright, thought it was hard to blag at first untill i got to the end lol
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gavin18787
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Registered: 22nd Feb 05
Location: Basildon, Essex
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Drives supercharged Tec with torque  
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little_duke
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Registered: 21st Aug 06
Location: Tamworth,staffordshire Drives: rover coupe
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quality
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Graham88
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Registered: 16th Apr 07
Location: South East Kent Drives: E46 M3
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