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Ash_EP3
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   21st May 08 at 20:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I am fucking raging!
Some arsehole's smashed into my car with one of those new Skoda's...




























































































There's fucking marzipan and sponge everywhere!




[Edited on 21-05-2008 by S214_UPP]
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wow, your so up to date with your comedy
Cosmo
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They want to have a word with the driver of that car, as they have been crashing into people for decades.
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i think i got that about 6 months ago but still makes me
Ash_EP3
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some things take a while to get round
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Who sent you that, elizabeth fritzl?








She's not upto date on recent goings on
Ash_EP3
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quote:
Originally posted by Danny_v6
Who sent you that, elizabeth fritzl?








She's not upto date on recent goings on




I was going to say who the fook?
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Seeing Elisabeth Fritzl being found after 24 years has filled me with hope. Looking forward to seeing what Maddies kids look like. Although, thank fuck Shannon was found!
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Whats worse than gang rape...etc etc
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rape jokes are not funny
DannyB
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Lighten up, this is the internet.
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quote:
Originally posted by MikeE
rape jokes are not funny


Rape is no laughing matter....










.....unless you're raping a clown.

Thanks Jimmy Carr.
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A woman walks into a police station..Officer, i just got graped..you mean raped miss?


No graped, there was a bunch of them.




Cosmo
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sikipedia.
DannyB
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quote:
Originally posted by MikeE
rape jokes are not funny


Oh and i know, i was refering to the fact there has been alot of them jokes lately.
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quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
sikipedia.


Come again?
Cosmo
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quote:
Originally posted by Danny_v6
quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
sikipedia.


Come again?


You're not my type, sorry.
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I see what you did there.
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CorsAsh
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quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
quote:
Originally posted by MikeE
rape jokes are not funny


Rape is no laughing matter....










.....unless you're raping a clown.

Thanks Jimmy Carr.
Nine out of ten people enjoy gang rape.
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Corsa_Sport21
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I liked that 1! Will have to copy it

 
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