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Superlite Ltd.
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   3rd May 08 at 09:53   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Anyone do a job that involves taking phone calls? The general public are hilarious sometimes.

Just had a guy on the phone..

"Can i speak to jack?"
"There is no jack working here sorry?"
"I think i've got the wrong number. Where the fuck did i get this number from. Is this the VW dealer?"
"no sorry, this is the vauxhall/rover dealership"
"oh fuck it, im being a twat and got the wrong garage, sorry matey"
Liam
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Matt L
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shaunmods
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I work for a fiat dealer and get some strange phone calls. One I had not long ago

"Can I speak to Jamie please"?
Me: "He's with a customer at the moment, can I take a message and get him to call you back when he's done?"
"yeah tell him to go fuck himself.... "

I was like, pardon?

[Edited on 03-05-2008 by shaunmods]
Dan295
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fucking @ shaun
nova_gteuk
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when i worked in ntl.

I had a customer on the phone,late one night.

and he said his playboy tv had just gone off.

Funniest part was he said "i was about to cum and it went blank"

[Edited on 03-05-2008 by nova_gteuk]
Ricky352
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3rd May 08 at 13:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
My mate works with me dealing with the publics pensions

He asked an elderly woman for her rate, to which she replyed 8 stone!!!
Timbaland
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3rd May 08 at 13:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I worked for Morgan Stanley and had to ask people for there passwrod, and alot of people used to say 'hold on, its up the stairs'.

They'd come back 2 minutes later and start reading numbers off of there passport.
lex2005
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3rd May 08 at 13:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by nova_gteuk
when i worked in ntl.

I had a customer on the phone,late one night.

and he said his playboy tv had just gone off.

Funniest part was he said "i was about to cum and it went blank"

[Edited on 03-05-2008 by nova_gteuk]


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