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_Allan_
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30th Apr 08 at 21:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I cracked one off anyway
BluKoo
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quote:
Originally posted by carey_corsasport
What possessed them to get their rays out on t.v?!


rays...?

now thats an expression i've not heard before. Please do elaborate
Lawrah
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30th Apr 08 at 21:50   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Im guessing "rats"
Tommy L
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that womans bum hole Nice
BluKoo
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quote:
Originally posted by Lawrah
Im guessing "rats"


ahhh.... clever girl!

And you're a natural blonde too aren't you?

[Edited on 30-04-2008 by BluKoo]
WATSON
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1st May 08 at 00:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

aw fook

I missed this
C2RL R
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missed it too. saw the one about tits. i saw some cosmetic surgery thing a couple of years ago where they trimmed some of a womans flaps as they were stupidly dangly. it looked like 3lb of frying steak.
Superlite Ltd.
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1st May 08 at 07:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Im glad i missed this. Sounds ming
Lawrah
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This was in the paper..and I fully agree

AFTER the patients had pulled up their pants, Channel 4 pulled up the end credits and gave the game away.

The people who had come on TV to show their embarrassing illnesses had - surprise - been medically consulted prior to the cameras rolling.

The caption that followed then adviced me that if I had an embarrassing illness, then I'd be best to speak to my GPabout it.

Oh really? What, instead of finding out where the nearest TV camera is and whipping down my tweeds for the benefit of the country?

Naturally, the first place I'd think of going with an angry rash would be straight on to national telly.

Honestly. In the case of most of these patients in the real-life medical road-show, I think the quacks were looking at the wrong end.

Surely anyone who agrees to having a TV camera thrust where the sun don't shine - and I don't mean Linwood - needs their head, not their undercarriage, examined.

Don't know about you but I'm the kind of patient who says "no" to a student filming my GP appointments when I'm in for nothing more embarrassing than being asked to say "ahhh".

It's private. That's why the doc sits in a room with a door on it and not at an all-ticket event at the SECC.

Embarrassing Bodies feels a bit like a visit to a dodgy quack, the one who looks the part but asks you to strip from the waist down when you're in to get your ears syringed.

One minute there's advice about acne for teenagers, many of whom, I'm sure, were still watching their TV debuts when, the next minute, a woman was having her misshapen "just there" examined by a well-lubricated glove and a camera.

A human biology lesson? Just Joan the TV series? Or really the chance for afly swatch?

Of course, no one would be talking about the series if it had all been stories about women with psoriasis, men with pre-cancerous moles and fatboy-slims with excess folds of flesh.

Like A Girls' Guide To 21st Century Sex over on Five, it's near-the-knuckle titillation, lads-mag voyeurism wrapped up in a white coat and paraded as medical science.

The woman with the skin-tag on - or rather in - her bahookie? Did we really need to go there? And more to the point, did she? It's nothing more than "oooh, yuk" television.

Ditto the man whose old boy was so sore he'd had no sex in four years.

"Find out on Thursday if Chris gets cured," teased the voiceover. No ta.

If I wanted to see an angry-looking d*** on television then I'd just wait for the new series of The F Word ...

smack
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of course they were medicly consulted, and not shy and embarresd people.
but its for the majority of the british public who are to embarrased to go to the doctors , gives them a little help and aid, guidence
i really dont see what your beef is
Superlite Ltd.
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She has a messed up fanny too
Lawrah
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quote:
Originally posted by smack
of course they were medicly consulted, and not shy and embarresd people.
but its for the majority of the british public who are to embarrased to go to the doctors , gives them a little help and aid, guidence
i really dont see what your beef is


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John
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1st May 08 at 15:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Smack going against the majority/common sense

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