FruitBooTeR
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Registered: 18th Jan 07
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Post funny text jokes youve recieved or that you know of. 
Ill start -
Humpty Dumpty fucked a fat whore, Humpty Dumpty blew on the floor. All the kings horses & all the kings men, laid the slut down & fucked her again!
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C2RL R
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Registered: 28th Mar 02
Location: Redcliffe, QLD
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mine are all racist
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johnhara1
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Registered: 19th Oct 06
Location: Newcastle upon Tyne
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/\ get them posted :LOL:
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Dione J
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Registered: 22nd Sep 04
Location: West Midlands Drives: Leon Cupra Turbo
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quote:
Originally posted by C2RL R
mine are all racist
go for it 
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C2RL R
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Registered: 28th Mar 02
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cue banned.gif and i will
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FruitBooTeR
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As long as YOUR not racist thats all that matters 
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mark_gsi
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Registered: 1st Nov 03
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incy wincy emo Came down the water spout.. Down Came the Chav and Knocked tha Fuka out!
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C2RL R
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why are asprins white?.........because they work.
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charlessurr
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Location: Sheffield
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man driving down the road. woman driving up the same road. they pass each other. man shouts cow. woman yells knobhead. woman turns round corner and crashes into a huge cow and dies. if only women would fucking listen.
say these three words ALPHA KENNY BODY
a man once said you should treat your wife like a vacuum cleaner. once it stops sucking change the fucking bag.
paddy marches into the job centre and scream 'ive been ringing 08001730 for two days now and theres been no answer'. the receptionist asked if he got the number from the door, he replied 'yes'....the grl replies they are our opening hours u thick badger'.
need a favour, ive been pulled over on the M! and theyve charged me with being the ugliest person in England...will you come down and show this nobhead hes made a mistake.
just a reminder thats its hga retard day tomorrow, so dont freak out like last year, nobody is trying to hurt you.
Man and wife in bed. man farts and shouts 'one nil!'. Wife squeezs one out and shouts 'one all'.when it gets to two all, the man farts follows through and shits the bed. wife says what the fuck was that, bloke replies, 'half time, swap sides'.
pacific cruise ship sinks and only 3 surviivors, david, darren and daisy. they swim to a small island and live there for a couple of years doing what comes naturally. but daisy feels so bad about having sex with both darren and david that she kills herself. sad for the boys but they get over it and again nature takes its course. after a couple more years the lads start feeling bad about what they are doing........so they bury her.
man and wife in bed, hes reading a book. shes getting horny and asks for sex. he says no im reading. she asks why do you keep touching my fanny then? he replies just wetting my finger to turn the page.
ann and ted were out walking. ann says 'i need a piss' and runs behind a bush. Ted hers her knickers coming down and feeling horny puts his hand through the bushes and between her legs. he feels something hanging! 'Ann, have you changed your sex?', 'no' she replies, 'ive changed my mind, im having a shit'.
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Brabus
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Registered: 25th Oct 07
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Hardly a TXT joke ^^
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little_duke
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Registered: 21st Aug 06
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them are quality
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johnhara1
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Registered: 19th Oct 06
Location: Newcastle upon Tyne
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@ paddy in job centre
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carey
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Registered: 13th Jan 08
Location: scarborough
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ALPHA KENNY BODY
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