dan_c4rsa
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these arent mine so dont have a go. Just spreading the word that theyre around... 
Police have released details of the possible causes of the popular childrens television presenters suicide.
Apparently he stabbed himself with a pencil and died of an art attack.
If you think passengers spending 24 hours at Terminal 5 is bad, I know someone who was hanging around Paddington Station for 6 days!
Natasha Collins and Mark Speight really were the perfect couple....
One was steaming hot, the other was well hung!
Police say that Mark Speight left two suicide notes.
One normal-sized note and one really big one made from household objects that can only be read from a camera mounted to the ceiling.
Mark Speights artistic talents were continued at paddington station, with a work containing himself called Still Life.
I nearly laughed at some but is a bit harsh 
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CorsAsh
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What do Mark Speight and Marmalade Sandwiches have in common?
Both can be found in Paddington.
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Kurt
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hang on.. 2 of those refer to art attack... wasnt that neil buchanan?
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nova_gteuk
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Police say that Mark Speight left two suicide notes.
One normal-sized note and one really big one made from household objects that can only be read from a camera mounted to the ceiling.
Railtrack bosses have promised to cut waiting times at stations after Mark Speight was left hanging around for 6 days...
What does Mark Speight and a duffel coat have in common?
They're both found hanging from Paddington.
Children's TV presenter Mark Speight has been found hanging out the back of paddington.
the little furry bear is said to be a little shaken up and sore, but in good spirits
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Aaron
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Ash U2U'd me his joke roughly 45 minutes after his body had been found  
Shouldnt laugh really
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sand-eel
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quote:
Originally posted by Kurt
hang on.. 2 of those refer to art attack... wasnt that neil buchanan?
what do you mean "hang on"
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harrisp
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quote:
Originally posted by sand-eel
quote:
Originally posted by Kurt
hang on.. 2 of those refer to art attack... wasnt that neil buchanan?
what do you mean "hang on"
Not a smart choice of words.
[Edited on 19-04-2008 by harrisp]
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yozzer2008
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Kurt
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Bart
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funny jokes, but feel really bad for the fella, having his misses die just before, he must have been devestated 
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MikeE
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but still as Bart says must have been desperate times
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c20let
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leg-end
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Daniel_Corsa
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The body of Mark Speight, the childrens presenter has been found.
Police are looking at the bigger picture of his death, sent in by Amy (11) from Reading!
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