Edd
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Registered: 8th Nov 04
Location: Glasgow
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have to own up to someone
i just let go the most stinking fart in the universe i mean this thing would make a sewer smell nice, the whole office stopped what they where doing and opened windows thankfully it was silent so no-one knows it was me, now in normally the type who would just own up but this was putrid
to my eternal shame i put the blame on someone else
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willay
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Registered: 10th Nov 02
Location: Roydon, Essex
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loll
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Edd
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Registered: 8th Nov 04
Location: Glasgow
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old firm nerves are bad
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Tom
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: Wirral, Merseyside
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Beer last night?
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Jambo
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Registered: 8th Sep 01
Location: Maidenhead, Drives: VXR Arctic
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was it eggy? Hot?
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Edd
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Registered: 8th Nov 04
Location: Glasgow
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oh man second wave has came, i got out my chair to get something and the aroma has been released from the foam
jambo no its just straight colon smell tbh
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B3KAN
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Registered: 15th Feb 07
Location: Inverness, Highland
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Did you follow through?
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Jambo
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Registered: 8th Sep 01
Location: Maidenhead, Drives: VXR Arctic
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2nd hand foam fart.
Nice Ed, nice.
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C2RL R
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Registered: 28th Mar 02
Location: Redcliffe, QLD
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must be bad if your repulsed by your own fart!
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Edd
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Registered: 8th Nov 04
Location: Glasgow
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heard someone say that somebody must have shat themselves
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B3KAN
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Registered: 15th Feb 07
Location: Inverness, Highland
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quote: Originally posted by Edd
heard someone say that somebody must have shat themselves
have you checked your pants yet?
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Edd
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Registered: 8th Nov 04
Location: Glasgow
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whats pants?
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Hammer
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Registered: 11th Feb 04
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quote: Originally posted by Edd
old firm nerves are bad
We're even getting blamed on you shitting yourself now
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Edd
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Registered: 8th Nov 04
Location: Glasgow
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im like this always a complete nervous wreck even during the game winning 3-0
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Jambo
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Registered: 8th Sep 01
Location: Maidenhead, Drives: VXR Arctic
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coutesy wipe ed
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Richie B
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Registered: 18th Apr 04
Location: Newcastle
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Aroma released from the foam? 
You have serious problems.
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All Torque
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Registered: 17th Nov 05
Location: Milton Keynes Drives: Ford Focus TDCi
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I farted in bed t'other night and when I lifted the covers the next morning it smelt like famine
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Gaz
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Registered: 24th Aug 03
Location: Widnes, Cheshire
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work farts are always evil, i bame the aircon hehe
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Theham85
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Registered: 29th Nov 06
Location: Brisbane Queensland
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No shit, excuse the pun lol, my mate once farted on a courtesy car seat and when he took it back he was asked if he was playing with acid in the car as there was a scorch mark on the seat
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