jonnysri
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Registered: 16th Jun 05
Location: Leeds (Ilkley)
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A guy says to his wife, I'm in the mood for
some 69.
She says, It's that time of the month, but
if you don't care, I don't care.
They go into the bedroom, and are 69'ing
like mad dogs when the doorbell rings.
She says, Answer the door.
He says, But my face is a mess.
She says, It's just the postman. Answer the door,
and if he says anything, just tell him you were
eating a jam sandwich.
He opens the door and says, I'm sorry about my
mouth, I was eating a jam sandwich.
The mailman says, I wasn't looking at the jam on your mouth...
I was looking at the peanut butter on your forehead.
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Scotty_B
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Registered: 11th Jun 03
Location: East Kilbride
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radicalry00
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Registered: 16th Mar 07
Location: West Yorks Rides: Suzuki SV650
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Would have been 10000x better if it was Nutella instead of peanut butter tbh
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Timbaland
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Registered: 20th Jan 07
Location: Glasgow
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fail
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Matt H
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Registered: 11th Sep 01
Location: South Yorkshire
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I think it was the FAILman at the door. He's en route to your house right now
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sand-eel
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Registered: 15th Mar 07
Location: carluke/braidwood--IRNBRULAND
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it wasn't that bad 
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Ben G
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Registered: 12th Jan 07
Location: Essex
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Gregor
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Registered: 28th Nov 03
Location: Paisley, Renfrewshire
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quote:
Originally posted by Matt H
I think it was the FAILman at the door. He's en route to your house right now
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