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Hammer
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11th Apr 08 at 15:02   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
3 women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting
about their relationships and decide to amaze their men....that night
all three will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stiletto's and a mask
over their eyes.


After a few days they meet again.....


The engaged girlfriend: "the other night, when my boyfriend came back
home, he found me with the leather bodice, 12 cms stilettos and mask.
When he saw me he said: "you are the woman of my life, I love you"...then we made love all night long!


The mistress: Ah! me too, the other night I met my lover in the office
and I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes
and a raincoat, when I opened the raincoat... he did not say
anything.....but we had wild sex all night!


The married one: "the other night I sent the kids to stay at my mothers
for the night, I got myself ready: leather bodice, super stilettos and
mask over my eyes....my husband comes back from work, opens the door
and says:

















"Alright Batman, what's for dinner?"
Steve
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11th Apr 08 at 15:03   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
stfu
John
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Batman Bin Suparman?
Hammer
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RACIST
Hammer
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Which reminds me of todays other un pc joke;

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub.She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men"...So he stabbed her and nicked her purse.
John
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RACIST
Matt L
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@ hammer
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Russ
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mav
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11th Apr 08 at 17:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Hammer
Which reminds me of todays other un pc joke;

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub.She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men"...So he stabbed her and nicked her purse.


Robbo
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11th Apr 08 at 17:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Hammer
Which reminds me of todays other un pc joke;

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub.She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men"...So he stabbed her and nicked her purse.
CorsAsh
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11th Apr 08 at 18:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Hammer
Which reminds me of todays other un pc joke;

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub.She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men"...So he stabbed her and nicked her purse.


John
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That's nowhere near as bad as the one he came on msn to tell me after posting that, i'd get banned though.
CorsAsh
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11th Apr 08 at 18:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
u2u?

I can tell them these in work tomorrow.
Shelly
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11th Apr 08 at 23:19   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Scientists have recently asked Universities to find out why a male has a bulge on the end of his knob.

The University of Oxford spent 12 months and 1 million pounds and decided it was to give the male satisfaction during sex...

The University of Manchester spent 6 months and half a million pounds and decided it was to give the woman satisfaction during sex...

and...

The University of Dublin spent 10 minutes and 50p and decided it was to stop your hand slipping off!
Steve
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stfu
Shelly
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Fuck off Steve
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fight fight fight

 
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