Whittie
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Registered: 11th Aug 06
Location: North Wales Drives: BMW, Corsa & Fiat
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Your mums so fat when she goes on the scales it says to be continued.
Your mums so fat her belly button echos
[Edited on 10-04-2008 by Whittie]
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Matt H
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Registered: 11th Sep 01
Location: South Yorkshire
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Your mums so fat she ate the internet
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Whittie
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You're gay
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Matt H
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Registered: 11th Sep 01
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Stop feeding her
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Whittie
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Registered: 11th Aug 06
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Hi Matt 
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aim1
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Registered: 26th Jun 06
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Your mum is so fat that when she gets cut gravy comes out.
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Matt H
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quote:
Originally posted by Whittie
Hi Matt
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Whittie
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quote:
Originally posted by aim1
Your mum is so fat that when she gets cut gravy comes out.
That was the ohter one i heard tonight.
I heard it "Your mum is so fat when she slits her wrists gravy comes out and she licks it all up"
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_Allan_
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The End.
Your Mama So Fat:
when she step on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'...
she once went on a seafood diet...whenever she saw food she ate it!
folk exercise by jogging around her!
when she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time.
she sat on a Nintendo Gamecube and it turned into a gameboy
she make Kiko the Whale look like a Smartie
NASA plan to use her to shore up the hole in the Ozone layer
she was measured at 38-26-36 and that was just the left arm...
small objects orbit her.
she make olympic sumo wrestlers look anerixic.
when I tell her to haul ass, she gotta make two trips.
when she farted she launched herself into orbit.
she lost a game at Hide&Seek only cos I spotted her...behind Mount Everest.
when I had to swerve to avoid hitting her on the road I ran out of Petrol!
she could be the eighth continent.
she nearly put Safeway out of business
the only thing that's attracted to her is gravity.
her Uni graduation photo was an aerial
when she auditioned for a part in Raiders of the Lost Ark she got the part of the big Rolling Ball.
she make Jabba the Hutt look anorexic.
her fave food is seconds.
her belt size is Equator.
she eats Desert out of a Trash Can lid
she wears an 'X' jacket and Copters attempt to land on her
she shows up on radar.
she needs a map to find her butt.
she fell into the Grand Canyon....and got stuck!
she wears an asteroid belt.
her Passport photo says 'Picture is continued overleaf'
she has TB ... 2 bellys.
she's once, twice, three times a lady.
she was in the Daily Record last week on page 5, 6, 7, 8, and 9.
the circus use her as a trampoline
stunt agencies use her as an air mattress
when she opens the Fridge it says - 'I give up...'
she got a new gig at the Cinema...she works as the screen
she once told me 'I could eat a horse'...believe me, she wasn't kidding!
she deep fries her toothpaste.
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Matt H
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when I tell her to haul ass, she gotta make two trips.
Good one that
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Corsa_Scotty
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Location: Scottish Borders
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Your mum is so fat when she bends over a sign lights up saying "caution wide load up ahead"
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Butler
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Registered: 2nd Jun 05
Location: London
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Yo mamas so fat, when she went to school she sat next to everybody!
Lol remember that one from the fresh prince
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swedge
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Registered: 3rd Sep 07
Location: Hawick,scotland drives: 1.4 sri corsa
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the reason im so fat is everytime i sleep with your mum she cooks me breakfast
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LoudandProud
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Registered: 12th Jan 01
Location: Stanway, Essex
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Yo mams so fat, when she sat on the rainbow, skittles fell out
Yo mamas so fat she needs shock absorbers on the toilet seat 
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Timbaland
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quote:
Originally posted by LoudandProud
Yo mams so fat, when she sat on the rainbow, skittles fell out
Yo mamas so fat she needs shock absorbers on the toilet seat
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Scotty_B
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Registered: 11th Jun 03
Location: East Kilbride
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You Mamas so fat that when I'm shagging her I burn my ass on the ceiling light.
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Kathryn W
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Registered: 12th Oct 03
Location: Widnes, Cheshire
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quote:
Originally posted by Whittie
Your mums so fat her belly button echos
My sister can make faces with her belly button 
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Richie B
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Registered: 18th Apr 04
Location: Newcastle
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quote:
Originally posted by swedge
the reason im so fat is everytime i sleep with your mum she cooks me breakfast
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Scotty C
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Registered: 6th Nov 05
Location: Kidderminster Drives: 1.6 16v Sport
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Yo momma is so fat she is on both sides of the family
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Baskey
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Registered: 31st May 06
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your mummas so fat after shagging her i have to roll over twice to get off
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